Destiny Mace > Destiny's Quotes

“It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“PASTA!!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1

“In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“The Japanese are easily influenced,
Italian's are infectious,
And German's are German's wherever they go.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Man up before I beat you with my peace prize!"
-Switzerland”
― Himaruya Hidekaz

“China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up. It will mean a fight to the death. . .for you!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1

“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Long hair will send you to hell!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish he would stop getting a stomachache every time he ate geleto. I wish he would learn to throw a grenade properly. I wish his older brother would stop trying to punch me. I wish-"
*babble babble babble*
"Germany . . . That's impossible . . .”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..."
-Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Don't worry, I can hander it!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! I've summoned you from the depths of Hell. Show yourself!" (Britain)
"You kolled?" (Russia)
"I wasn't calling you!" (Britain)
-Britain and Russia”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)
"I think someone's inside here." (Germany)
"You're wrong~! There's no one inside. Do not open the box!" (Italy)
-Italy and Germany's first meeting”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink)”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Italy: Germany, Germany. Germany is a really really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good, it'd be heaven for a dog - yeah that's Germany. Tell me how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation, my fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear, your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces!"
-Italy”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“If you're a soldier-- even if you're French-- you're supposed to try very hard to escape captivity!"
-Germany”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll do anything--well, I mean within reason-- I don't want to diiiiiiie!"
-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part one”
― Hidekaz Himaruya