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  • #1
    Marilyn Monroe
    “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #2
    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    Woody Allen

  • #3
    George Carlin
    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
    George Carlin

  • #4
    Mae West
    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
    Mae West

  • #5
    Marilyn Monroe
    “We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #6
    George Carlin
    “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
    George Carlin

  • #7
    Woody Allen
    “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
    Woody Allen

  • #8
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #9
    Steve  Martin
    “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
    steve martin

  • #10
    “Lift your hips for me, love.”
    Tahereh Mafi, Ignite Me

  • #11
    Alessandra Torre
    “A gentleman holds my hand.
    A man pulls my hair.
    A soulmate will do both.”
    Alessandra Torre

  • #12
    Tallulah Bankhead
    “I'm as pure as the driven slush.”
    Tallulah Bankhead

  • #13
    Erica Jong
    “Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life. ”
    Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life

  • #14
    Sylvia Day
    “You know how it is - some hot guys don't make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all.”
    Sylvia Day, Bared to You

  • #15
    Marquis de Sade
    “Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?”
    Marquis De Sade

  • #17
    J.D. Robb
    “Eve: "Keep your mind off sex"
    Roake: "Why? It's so happy there.”
    J.D. Robb, Conspiracy in Death
    tags: sex

  • #18
    Nikki Sixx
    “My dick didn't seem to be aware that she was there. She kept asking me what was wrong, and I was so out of it that I thought she meant what was wrong with the world, so I started talking about global poverty and shit. I'm not surprised she left. I suspect she won't be coming back.”
    Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star
    tags: humor, sex



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