Quotes - Marisha (Pennington Gap, VA) Showing 1-17 of 17

#1

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: dirty, funny, logo, sex

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#2

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

tags: humor, life, sex

6557 likes

#3

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

tags: fighting, humor, misattributed-george-carlin, peace, sex

4255 likes

#4

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, sex

2571 likes

#5

“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: beauty, femininity, sex

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#6

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

tags: bad-girls, christmas, santa, santa-claus, sex

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#7

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen

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#8

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein

64646 likes

#9

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― steve martin

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#10

“Lift your hips for me, love.”
― Tahereh Mafi, Ignite Me

tags: finally, god, juliette, love, sex, sexy, want, warner

738 likes

#11

“A gentleman holds my hand.
A man pulls my hair.
A soulmate will do both.”
― Alessandra Torre

tags: dominance, gentleman, love, man, manners, match, romance, sex, soulmate, true-love

380 likes

#12

“I'm as pure as the driven slush.”
― Tallulah Bankhead

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#13

“Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life. ”
― Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life

tags: feminist, sex, women

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#14

“You know how it is - some hot guys don't make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all.”
― Sylvia Day, Bared to You

tags: gideon-cross, men, sex

101 likes

#15

“Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?”
― Marquis De Sade

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#17

“Eve: "Keep your mind off sex"
Roake: "Why? It's so happy there.”
― J.D. Robb, Conspiracy in Death

tags: sex

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#18

“My dick didn't seem to be aware that she was there. She kept asking me what was wrong, and I was so out of it that I thought she meant what was wrong with the world, so I started talking about global poverty and shit. I'm not surprised she left. I suspect she won't be coming back.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

tags: humor, sex

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