Josh > Josh's Quotes

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.”
― steve martin

“We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday.”
― Steve Martin

“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”
― Steve Martin

“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”
― Steve Martin

“Always...no wait...never.....”
― Steve Martin

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
― Oscar Levant

“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
― Ernest Hemingway

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
― Ernest Hemingway

“Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.”
― Peter De Vries, Reuben, Reuben

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.”
― Ernest Hemingway

“Good writing is good conversation, only more so.”
― Ernest Hemingway