Michelle > Michelle's Quotes

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
Walk beside me… just be my friend”
― Albert Camus

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
― Robert Frost

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
― Steve Jobs

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

“If you are still breathing maybe it is not such a bad day after all...”
― Darren E. Laws

“90% of the game is half mental.”
― Yogi Berra , The Yogi Book : I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said

“Cheer Up the worst is yet to come!”
― Barbara Johnson

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts.”
― Leo Rosten

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon

“Too many locks, not enough keys.”
― Sarah Dessen

“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”
― Aldous Huxley, Complete Essays, Vol. II: 1926-1929

“If the road is easy, you're likely going the wrong way.”
― Terry Goodkind

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
― Robert Orben

“The nail that sticks out farthest gets hammered the hardest.”
― Patrick Jones, Nailed

“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”
― Akira Kurosawa

“Jack's doctors have told him he is crazy… but, the truth is, it's the Voices who are crazy, not him.”
― Jennifer Daydreamer, Oliver

“Can one man's madness be another's real life?”
― Emma Frances Dawson, An Itinerant House, and Other Ghost Stories

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.

It's really funny.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”
― Cassandra Clare

“We...we could be friends.'

We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.”
― Neil Gaiman, Coraline

“Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, The Demon's Covenant

“The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.”
― Kelly Creagh, Nevermore

“Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
― Marlene Dietrich

“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
― Carter Crocker