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  • #1
    Paul Stewart
    “Not different, but special!”
    Paul Stewart & Chris Riddell, Beyond the Deepwoods

  • #2
    Paul Stewart
    “you sound like Linius, may Sky rest his soul, despite all its faults and failings he loved the place and did his best to serve both academics and undertowns alike...' Wind Jackal to Quint”
    Paul Stewart and Chris Riddell

  • #3
    Eoin Colfer
    “Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #4
    Eoin Colfer
    “It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #5
    Eoin Colfer
    “If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #6
    Eoin Colfer
    “If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #7
    Eoin Colfer
    “I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #8
    Eoin Colfer
    “Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
    Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
    Foaly: The EIB?
    Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl Band 1-3

  • #9
    Eoin Colfer
    “Trust me. I'm a genius.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression.
    Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case?
    Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor.
    Doctor Po: Yes?
    Artemis: My mother, she...
    Doctor Po: Your mother, yes?
    Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Arctic Incident

  • #11
    Eoin Colfer
    “No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony

  • #12
    Eoin Colfer
    “Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #13
    Eoin Colfer
    “Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #14
    Eoin Colfer
    “Good. Illegal is always faster.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #15
    Eoin Colfer
    “Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
    Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #16
    Eoin Colfer
    “Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #17
    Eoin Colfer
    “Who are you?" he asked.
    I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #18
    Eoin Colfer
    “You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #19
    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #20
    Steve Jobs
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Steve Jobs

  • #21
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • #22
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #23
    Oscar Wilde
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #24
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #25
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #26
    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #27
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #28
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “Not all those who wander are lost.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #29
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring



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