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  • #1
    Ilona Andrews
    “She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…
    "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
    Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”
    Ilona Andrews, Curran

  • #2
    Karen Marie Moning
    “Sloppy, Mega,” I mutter. I still can’t see. I wipe my bloody nose on my sleeve and reach out to feel what I hit.
    “That’s my dick,” Ryodan says.
    I snatch my hand away. “Gah!” I choke out. I can feel my face again—because, like, it’s going up in flames. What kind of universe makes me reach out at exactly that fecking level to feel what I think is a wall and puts my hand on a penis?
    Then I remember this is Ryodan and scowl. “You did that on purpose!” I accuse. “You saw my hand go out and you stepped right into it!”
    “I’d do that why, kid?”
    Karen Marie Moning, Iced

  • #3
    Ilona Andrews
    “I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #4
    Gena Showalter
    “Demon?” Gwen gasped out. Her back jerked ramrod-straight, and her face leeched of
    color. “Did you just say demon?”

    Oh, uh…did I say that?” Strider once again glanced around the plane helplessly. “No, no.
    I think I said seaman.”
    Gena Showalter, The Darkest Whisper

  • #5
    Karen Marie Moning
    You may be trying to claim the woman, his eyes said, but make no mistake, she and the fucking fireplace are mine.
    Karen Marie Moning, Shadowfever
    tags: jzb

  • #6
    Ilona Andrews
    “Cerise ran through the course in her mind. “Three miles, stream on the right, Mozer Lake, Tinybear, Bigbear, Miller’s Path.” She paused, not sure if she’d said it correctly. “Three miles, stream on the right, Mozer Lake, Tinybear, Bigbear, Miller’s Path.”
    “Thank you, Dora. Put the sword back into Backpack and we’ll go.” He nodded at the river.
    “Who is Dora?”
    “You are. Dora the Explorer. Vamanos. Put the sword away or I will take it from you.”
    Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon

  • #7
    Ilona Andrews
    “I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.”
    Ilona Andrews, On the Edge

  • #8
    J.R. Ward
    “You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.
    Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette. "You broke my window."
    "Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it."
    "Twice."
    "Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Unbound

  • #9
    Kresley Cole
    “Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.”
    Natalya hissed, “Are you mad?”
    “What’s she gonna do? Vivisect me? Imprison me? We’ve got a pact to fulfill,remember?”
    To Dorada, she cried, “Seriously, sweetheart, shake that mummified ass over here.”
    Regin kicked the glass. “Lemme the fuck out—”
    La Dorada swung her head around,peering at Regin with her one eye.
    “Okay. That’s freaky. Lookit, Gollum, if you spring me, I’ll help you find your Precious.”
    Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

  • #10
    Ilona Andrews
    “His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I'm not it."
    "A can-I girl?" Andrea frowned.

    I leaned back. "'Can I fetch your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I..."

    It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head. "He's standing behind me, isn't he?"

    Andrea nodded slowly.

    "Technically it should be 'may I'," Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. "Since you're asking for permission."

    Why me?

    "To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer maintain my personal space, but you're a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #11
    Ilona Andrews
    “If you come, you better come in force because I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't shake, my aim won't falter. My face will be the last thing you'll see before you die." I jammed my knife into the table and walked out.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #12
    MaryJanice Davidson
    “I swore we'd never be together, but—'

    'Your inner whore would not be denied.' she finished.”
    MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unappreciated

  • #13
    Karen Marie Moning
    “I thought you were disgusted by the people that come to my club.” “They’re still people.” He presses the button again. “If you go outside, you will be killed. If you make noise, you will be sent outside. Don’t piss me off.” Just like that, Chester’s goes completely silent.”
    Karen Marie Moning, Iced

  • #14
    Ilona Andrews
    “Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”
    “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”
    “Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #15
    Karen Marie Moning
    “I couldn‘t tell the difference between the two of you anymore!" he roared.

    I smashed my fist into his face. Lies roll off us. It‘s the truths we work hardest to silence.

    Then you weren‘t looking hard enough! I‘m the one with boobs!"

    I know you‘re the one with boobs!They‘re in my fucking face every fucking time I turn around!”
    Karen Marie Moning, Bloodfever

  • #16
    MaryJanice Davidson
    “Sinclair doesn't love your sister."
    "Not yet." I said darkly. "Give him time."
    "Look, I'm sure he's interested in her—"
    "Wait till you see her. Just wait."
    "Like he doesn't have pussy thrown at him from cars?"
    "What a horrifying mental image.”
    MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unappreciated

  • #17
    Ilona Andrews
    “He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His breath was warm against my ear. His voice was a ragged snarl. "I miss you."
    This wasn't happening.
    "I worry about you." He dipped his head and looked into my eyes. "I worry something stupid will happen and I won't be there and you'll be gone. I worry we won't ever get a chance and it's driving me out of my skull."
    No, no, no, no.........
    We stared at each other. The tiny space between us felt too hot. Muscles bulged on his naked frame. He looked feral.
    Mad gold eyes stared into mine. "Do you miss me, Kate?"
    I closed my eyes trying to shut him out. I could lie then we would be back to square one. Nothing would be resolved. I'd still be alone, hating him and wanting him.
    He grabbed my shoulders and shook me once. "Do you miss me?"
    I took the plunge. "Yes.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #18
    Ilona Andrews
    “Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to the ground. We will kill you, your families, your neighbors, your pets, and anyone who will stand in our path. An attack on my family will not go unpunished.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #19
    Karen Marie Moning
    “Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.”
    Karen Marie Moning, Dreamfever

  • #20
    Karen Chance
    “No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina.”
    Karen Chance, Curse the Dawn

  • #21
    MaryJanice Davidson
    “I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.”
    MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unpopular

  • #22
    Karen Chance
    “And I just couldn't take it anymore. I closed the distance between us, slammed him back against the chair and kissed him, holding his head still with both my hands buried in that stupid, stupid hair. I half expected more resistance, because Pritkin had never met an argument he didn't like. So it was a shock when he ran his hands down my sides, cupped my hips and slid us both to the floor.
    "I'm going straight to hell for this," he muttered.
    "At least you'll know a lot of people," I said breathlessly. ”
    Karen Chance, Curse the Dawn

  • #23
    Ilona Andrews
    “Did those nice church ladies come by again?"
    He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.”
    Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic

  • #24
    Ilona Andrews
    “Kate smirked.
    "What?"
    "Your horse looks pink."
    "So?"
    "If you paste some stars on her butt you'll be riding My Little Pony."
    "Bugger off." I patted the mare's neck. "Don't listen to her, Sugar. You are the cutest horsey ever. The correct name for her color is strawberry roan, by the way."
    "Strawberry Shortcake, more like it. Does Strawberry Shortcake know you stole her horse? She will be berry, berry angry with you."
    I looked at her from under half-lowered eyelids. "I can shoot you right here, on this road, and nobody will ever find your body.”
    Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic

  • #25
    MaryJanice Davidson
    “You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am."

    "Sit up. Arf," I teased.

    "What about her?" Jessica cried, pointing in my general direction. "She's more in need of an etiquette lesson than I am."

    "Yeah," I said, "but I'm the Queen. With a capital fucking Q. Hey, you're looking me in the eyes for too long! Eric, make her stop!”
    MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unpopular

  • #26
    MaryJanice Davidson
    “He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy."
    "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.”
    MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unappreciated

  • #27
    Kim Harrison
    “What are you doing in Nicky's room, Rachel? Oooh! He summoned you to the west coast, didn't he? Did you kill him? Good for you taking care of that little problem? I should give you a bunny!" - Algaliarept”
    Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction

  • #28
    Ilona Andrews
    “I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #29
    Ilona Andrews
    “Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #30
    Laini Taylor
    “I don't know many rules to live by,' he'd said. 'But here's one. It's simple. Don't put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals, no fumes or smoke or alcohol, no sharp objects, no inessential needles--drug or tattoo--and...no inessential penises either.'

    'Inessential penises?' Karou had repeated, delighted with the phrase in spite of her grief. 'Is there any such thing as an essential one?'

    'When an essential one comes along, you'll know,' he'd replied.”
    Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke & Bone



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