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  • #1
    Andrzej Sapkowski
    “Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
    Andrzej Sapkowski, The Last Wish

  • #2
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #3
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #4
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “Right. And our first job is to teach her to give a speech on the Grand Balcony in three days.”
    “That does not sound too difficult. Has she done much public speaking?”
    Amilia forced a smile. “A week ago she said the word no.”
    Michael J. Sullivan, Rise of Empire
    tags: humor

  • #5
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “You think you’re a very clever fellow, don’t you?” Saldur challenged.
    “No, Your Grace,” Merrick replied. “Clever is the man who makes a fortune selling dried-up cows, explaining how it saves the farmers the trouble of getting up every morning to milk them. I’m not clever—I’m a genius.”
    Michael J. Sullivan, Rise of Empire
    tags: humor

  • #6
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “And why would she do that?” Hadrian shouted to the upper story.
    “She told you herself. Farlan was going to have the sheriff investigate.” “Yeah, investigate you!”
    “But I didn’t kill anyone. Well, not anyone in Vernes … well, not recently.”
    Michael J. Sullivan, The Crown Tower

  • #7
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “Royce saw to his horse’s needs; then, finding a suitable place, he unrolled his blanket and lay down.

    “I take it we’re camping here, then?”

    Royce said nothing, still refusing to acknowledge his existence.

    “You could have said, ‘We’re going to bed down here for the rest of the night.’ No, wait, you’re right, too much. How about ‘sleeping here’? Two words. Even you could manage that, right? I mean, I know you can talk. You had plenty to say back in Arcadius’s office. Couldn’t keep the words from coming out then, but no, utterly impossible to indicate in any way that we’ll be stopping here for the night.”

    Hadrian dismounted and began unloading Dancer. “How long were we on the road?” He paused to look up at the moon. “What? Five, six hours? Not a damn word. Getting chilly out, don’t you think, Hadrian? Moon looks like a fingernail, ain’t that right, Hadrian? That tree looks like a goddamn bear, don’t it, Hadrian? Nothing. By the way, in case you hadn’t noticed, I was attacked by a goshawk and a pig-riding dwarf that shot eggs at me with a sling. I was knocked from my horse and wrestled with the dwarf, the hawk, and the pig for what had to be half an hour. The dwarf kept smashing eggs in my face, and that ruddy pig pinned me down, licking them off. I only got away because the dwarf ran out of eggs. Then the hawk turned into a moth that became distracted by the light of the moon.”
    Royce shifted to his side, hood up.

    “Yeah, well … thank Maribor and Novron I didn’t need your help that time.”

    “Didn’t care for my help too much in the stable,” Royce said.

    “It speaks!”
    Michael J. Sullivan, The Crown Tower

  • #8
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “See, that’s the difference,” Mauvin said. “I suffer a loss and people console me. Royce suffers a loss and whole towns evacuate.”
    Michael J. Sullivan, Heir of Novron

  • #9
    Brandon Sanderson
    “You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.

    - Breeze”
    Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

  • #10
    Brandon Sanderson
    “He ate my horse.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension

  • #11
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Elend smiled. "Oh, come on. You have to admit that you're unusual, Vin. You're like some strange mixture of a noblewoman, a street urchin, and a cat. Plus, you've mangaged - in our short three years together - to kill not only my god, but my father, my brother, and my fiancée. That's kind of like a homicidal hat trick.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Hero of Ages

  • #12
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

  • #13
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #14
    Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another What! You
    “Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
    C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

  • #15
    J.K. Rowling
    “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #16
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #17
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #18
    J.K. Rowling
    “Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
    Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
    Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
    Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #19
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “I’m Tekchin,” he said, exchanging an empty gourd for a full one. “The handsomest and most skilled of the Galantians.”
    This brought an immediate and loud moan from the other Fhrey.
    “That scar suggests otherwise,” Moya replied. “On both counts.”
    More laughter, louder this time.
    “Pretty and smart,” Tekchin said to the others in Fhrey.
    Persephone was thankful Moya couldn’t understand their language. A comment like that would have been tantamount to putting torch to tinder.
    “This?” Tekchin returned to Rhunic and touched his cheek. “Naw, this is a beauty mark given to me by a special friend. He’s dead now, of course, but he was a gifted opponent and aiming for my throat. I can assure you it proves my skill. So what’s your name, or shall I call you Doe-Eyes?”
    “Doe-Eyes? Seriously?” Moya rolled her same-said eyes in disbelief. “I would have expected something less sappy from a god. My name is Moya. Call me anything else and you’ll receive a second beauty mark.”
    Tekchin struggled but failed to resist smiling. Behind him, the rest of the Fhrey laughed once more.
    “God, eh?” Tekchin said.
    “Don’t get too excited. Apparently it’s only a rumor.”
    “I like you, Moya.”
    “Most people do,” she replied.”
    Michael J. Sullivan, Age of Myth

  • #20
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “And if you can't trust an ancient talking tree, what was the point of having one?”
    Michael J. Sullivan, Age of Myth

  • #21
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “How are you speaking?” Gryndal asked.
    “With my mouth,” she said. “Does everyone play that game?”
    Michael J. Sullivan, Age of Myth

  • #22
    Michael J. Sullivan
    “Well, do you still make that marvelous wine? The pale red one, with a hint of nuts? I’ve boasted about it all the way here.”
    “There was a vineyard once, up on the slope of the Horn Ridge,” Persephone said. “But it was lost to drought decades ago.”
    Nyphron scowled. “Doesn’t anything in this place last?”
    “Hardship,” Persephone replied. “We always have an abundance of that.”
    The god looked directly at her. Their eyes met and he smiled. With a nod, he replied, “Well… at least you have that.”
    Michael J. Sullivan, Age of Myth

  • #23
    Neil Gaiman
    “I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.”
    Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere

  • #24
    Brandon Sanderson
    “You sent him to the sky to die, assassin," Kaladin said, Stormlight puffing from his lips, "but the sky and the winds are mine. I claim them, as I now claim your life.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

  • #25
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Kaladin frowned. “Wait. Are you wearing cologne? In prison?”
    “Well, there was no need to be barbaric, just because I was incarcerated.”
    “Storms, you’re spoiled,” Kaladin said, smiling.
    “I’m refined, you insolent farmer,” Adolin said. Then he grinned. “Besides, I’ll have you know that I had to use cold water for my baths while here.”
    “Poor boy.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

  • #26
    Andrzej Sapkowski
    “People”—Geralt turned his head—“like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves.”
    Andrzej Sapkowski, The Last Wish

  • #27
    Andrzej Sapkowski
    “I thought I was choosing the lesser evil. I chose the lesser evil. Lesser evil! I’m Geralt! Witcher…I’m the Butcher of Blaviken—”
    Andrzej Sapkowski, The Last Wish

  • #28
    Andrzej Sapkowski
    “She also possessed a very expertly stuffed unicorn, on whose back she liked to make love. Geralt was of the opinion that if there existed a place less suitable for having sex it was probably only the back of a live unicorn.”
    Andrzej Sapkowski, Miecz przeznaczenia
    tags: humor

  • #29
    Andrzej Sapkowski
    “Now you’re lying, Dandelion.’ ‘Not lying, just embellishing, and there’s a difference.”
    Andrzej Sapkowski, Sword of Destiny

  • #30
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows



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