Stephanie > Stephanie's Quotes

“Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique Ah-mazing Collector's Gift Set

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?”
― Lisi Harrison, Revenge of the Wannabes

“Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”
― Lisi Harrison, Massie

“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”
― Lisi Harrison, Boys "R" Us

“All that I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else?
DONE!”
― Lisi Harrison

“Truth is beauty”
― Lisi Harrison

“Loser loser
Double loser
whatever
as if
get the picture
DUH!”
― Lisi Harrison

“IwantedtoshowmyuniformtomymomthismorningsoIwenttogetmytrashbagand-”
― Lisi Harrison, Best Friends for Never

“Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers

“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.”
― Lisi Harrison, Revenge of the Wannabes

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers

“I heart that”
― Lisi Harrison, Bratfest at Tiffany's

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”
― Lisi Harrison, Best Friends for Never

“Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“The Clique: The only thing harder then getting in is staying in.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
― Groucho Marx, Groucho and Me

“Nonconformists travel as a rule in bunches. You rarely find a nonconformist who goes it alone. And woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.”
― Eric Hoffer

“And when things start to go wrong, a good boss doesn't just fire everybody and start over.”
― Lisi Harrison, Boys "R" Us

“A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next time.”
― Lisi Harrison, Boys "R" Us

“EW.MY.GOD”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers

“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”
― Lisi Harrison

“It's never too late to fix things with people you love, Massie. Kendra said.

That's true. William agreed.”
― Lisi Harrison, Boys "R" Us

“The man who lives in a small community lives in a much larger world. He knows much more of the fierce variety and uncompromising divergences of men…In a large community, we can choose our companions. In a small community, our companions are chosen for us. Thus in all extensive and highly civilized society groups come into existence founded upon sympathy, and shut out the real world more sharply than the gates of a monastery. There is nothing really narrow about the clan; the thing which is really narrow is the clique.”
― G.K. Chesterton, Heretics: The Annotated

“Don't confine yourself to a select group of friends, often known as a clique. Cliques by definition leave people out. Lock yourself into one, and you'll never know how many terrific friendships you may be missing.”
― Jerry and Eileen Spinelli, Today I Will: A Year of Quotes, Notes, and Promises to Myself

“Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.”
― Lisi Harrison

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?"
"No."
"Then why are you up in my grill?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique