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    Rita Rudner
    “I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”
    ― Rita Rudner
    tags: humor
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    Candace Bushnell
    “Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”
    ― Candace Bushnell, Sex and the City
    tags: dating, humor, relationships, soulmates
    2753 likes

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    Sophie Kinsella
    “I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.”
    ― Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
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  • #4
    Napoléon Bonaparte
    “In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.”
    ― Napoleon Bonaparte
    tags: humor, politics, stupidity
    1641 likes

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  • #5
    Mel Brooks
    “I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”
    ― Mel Brooks
    tags: bullshit, humor, profanity, shit, vulgarity
    439 likes

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  • #6
    Mae West
    “He who hesitates is a damned fool.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: fools, humor, paraphrased
    497 likes

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  • #7
    Christopher Paolini
    “People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.”
    ― Christopher Paolini, Eragon
    tags: history, humor, memory, recall
    2000 likes

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  • #8
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut
    tags: humor
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    Neil Gaiman
    “Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, Coraline
    tags: books, dragons, fairy-tales, inspirational, paraphrasing-g-k-chesterton
    45229 likes

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  • #10
    Bob Marley
    “None but ourselves can free our minds.”
    ― Bob Marley
    tags: bob-marley, inspirational, music, reggae
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  • #11
    Dalai Lama XIV
    “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
    ― Dalai Lama XIV
    tags: inspirational
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  • #12
    Lance Armstrong
    “Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.”
    ― Lance Armstrong Sally Jenkins, Every Second Counts
    tags: cancer, failure, inspiration, inspirational, pain, quitting
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    Oscar Wilde
    “You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.”
    ― oscar wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source
    7820 likes

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  • #14
    Kurt Cobain
    “I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”
    ― Kurt Cobain
    tags: inspirational
    2800 likes

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  • #15
    Kurt Cobain
    “There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad.”
    ― Kurt Cobain
    tags: cobain
    645 likes

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    Kurt Cobain
    “The finest day i ever had was when tomorrow never came.”
    ― Kurt Cobain
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  • #17
    Marilyn Monroe
    “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
    tags: dirty, funny, logo, sex
    6871 likes

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  • #18
    Gena Showalter
    “Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.
    1. You're wearing that?
    2. Something smells funny.
    3. Where's the Tylenol?
    4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.
    5. I have a confession to make…
    6. My dad has a suit just like that.
    7. That man is hot. Look at him.
    8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever…
    9. You're going to order that? Seriously?
    10. You're how old?”
    ― Gena Showalter, Animal Instincts
    tags: dating, funny
    1534 likes

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    Mae West
    “Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: funny
    1095 likes

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  • #20
    Woody Allen
    “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: funny, love, sex
    721 likes

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  • #21
    Confucius
    “The funniest people are the saddest ones”
    ― Confucius
    tags: funny, people, sad
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  • #22
    Erica Jong
    “Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”
    ― erica jong
    tags: funny, men, truth, woman
    268 likes

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    Jess C. Scott
    “V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
    ― Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
    tags: body, books, cool, culture, desire, emotion, friendship, funny, girl, honesty, humor, humour, imagination, individuality, life, love, music, novel, passion, reality, relationships, romance, self, sex, technology, truth, wisdom, young, youth
    666 likes

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  • #24
    Al Franken
    “WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!”
    ― Al Franken
    tags: funny
    79 likes

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  • #25
    Bob Marley
    “One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
    ― Bob Marley
    tags: music
    23151 likes

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  • #26
    Jonathan Safran Foer
    “Why do beautiful songs make you sad?' 'Because they aren't true.' 'Never?' 'Nothing is beautiful and true.”
    ― Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
    tags: beauty, music, sadness
    2519 likes

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    Robert Fulghum
    “We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.”
    ― Robert Fulghum, True Love
    tags: love, weirdness
    21581 likes

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  • #28
    Dr. Seuss
    “ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!”
    ― Dr. Seuss, Horton Hears a Who!
    tags: asap
    1516 likes

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  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    tags: charles-bayard-mitchell
    101575 likes

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  • #30
    Charles M. Schulz
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: chocolate, food, humor
    26802 likes



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