Violet > Violet's Quotes

“Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Do you believe i am the Pravus?”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.”
― Heather Brewer , Twelfth Grade Kills

“The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Oh my glob!”
― Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

“It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry”
― Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

“this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod”
― Heather Brewer

“People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up”
― Heather Brewer, Twelfth Grade Kills

“A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are”
― Heather Brewer, Twelfth Grade Kills

“To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.”
― Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

“I drive well!
Says who your mom?
No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.”
― Heather Brewer, Tenth Grade Bleeds

“Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Lesson #456 of high school life:
Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal