Miranda > Miranda's Quotes

“Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!”
― Charlaine Harris

“Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“When You've lost it all....thats when you realize that Life is Beautiful.”
― Nikki Sixx

“When you die, every single muscle in your body hurts. Your body has closed down because it thinks it's done, and when it gets rebooted, every inch of you hurts. Plus I'd had the shit beaten out of me with a baseball bat.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“I must have bitten Angus Young too, because his brother Malcolm walked up to me in a rage. I was wearing platform boots, and Malcolm's face was eye level with my belly button. "You fucking bastard," he roared at my navel. "You can bite my brother, fine! But if you fucking bite me, I'll bite your fucking nose off, you dog-faced faggot."
I think I said something like "you and what stepladder," because before I knew it, he was attacking me, climbing up my leg and clawing at my face like a crazed cat.”
― Nikki Sixx

“When You've lost it all....that's when you realize that Life is Beautiful.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“Friends tell each other what nobody else is willing to tell you.”
― Nikki Sixx, This Is Gonna Hurt: Music, Photography, And Life Through The Distorted Lens Of Nikki Sixx

“Don't waste your death on a half assed life”
― Nikki Sixx

“when you can’t climb your way out of such a hole, you tend to crouch down and call it home…”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“There is something about spending Christmas alone, naked, sitting by the Christmas tree gripping a shotgun, that lets you know your life is spinning dangerously outta control.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!”
― Charlaine Harris

“Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead Until Dark

“You know, it's pretty easy reading this book to see why I was angry and confused for all those years. I lived my life being told different stories: some true, some lies and I still don't know which is which. Children are born innocent. At birth we are very much like a new hard drive - no viruses, no bad information, no crap that's been downloaded into it yet. It's what we feed into that hard drive, or in my case "head drive" that starts the corruption of the files.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“Sometimes I think I should just buy a blow-up party doll. Same level of intelligence, plastic, and full of air.

The problem is, I'd probably fall in love.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“A Short Alternative Medical Dictionary
Definitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)

Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.
Cocaine - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.
Depression - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.
Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.
Psychosis - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“when you’re sitting on a plane 40, 000 feet up in the air, looking out the window, dreaming of your future and how bright it appears to be, or maybe just watching the drops of rain being pushed into different designs from the force of air at 400 mph, well, life feels good. it feels safe, your seat belt is on and your feet are up. then the oxygen masks fall, the plane jumps, snaps and jolts. people start to scream, babies burst out crying, people start praying all in time to the overhead announcement that we’re gonna crash. right then, as your life flashes before your eyes, you hear yourself say, “god, if you get me outta this one, i’ll stop [insert lie here] forever.” right then the nose of the plane pulls up and the captain says, “wow, that was a close one, folks. we’re ok, we’ll be landing in thirty minutes and we’re all safe and sound, sorry for the scare…” that’s how getting hooked on junk is, and when the kick is over you can’t believe you ever got on that plane in the first place. the question is, will you ever fly again?”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“It would be too much for me to deal with to be sitting up there next to God, Bon Scott, Sid Vicious, and Jimi Hendrix, and hear somebody read my obituary from below:

NIKKI SIXX DIED TODAY...FUCKING GOLFING”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“Which side of the blade is sharper? The lie or the truth? It all seems irrelevant when your jugular is sliced open and you’re lying in a pool of blood for the whole world to see.”
― Nikki Sixx

“There's nothin like a trail of ßlooÐ to finÐ your way ßack home”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“Life is like a long ride to nowhere in particular.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“What's worse? Being strung out or being fat?”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“My dick didn't seem to be aware that she was there. She kept asking me what was wrong, and I was so out of it that I thought she meant what was wrong with the world, so I started talking about global poverty and shit. I'm not surprised she left. I suspect she won't be coming back.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“I used to think the only way to be truly alive is to confront your mortality.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“The Los Angeles earthquake of October 1,1987 measured 5.9 on the Richter scale. It killed eight people, injured scores more, and left 2,200 people homeless and more than 10,000 buildings badly damaged.

However, Nikki Sixx was by far the most infamous Los Angeleno to react to the quake by running out of his house butt-naked and waving a crack pipe.”
― Ian Gittins

“People want to see the car crash instead of the race. But, when you're the one in the car that's crashing, it's not much fun. I'm enjoying the race.”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“Don’t Take Anything Personally Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.”
― Nikki Sixx