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#1

“Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”
― Will Rogers

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#2

“Always drink upstream from the herd.”
― Will Rogers

tags: advice, funny

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#3

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
― Will Rogers

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#4

“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”
― Will Rogers

tags: stupidity

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#5

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
― Will Rogers

tags: calmly, die, screaming, will-rogers

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#6

“You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.”
― Will Rogers

tags: autism, memoir, nonfiction, writing

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#7

“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”
― Will Rogers

tags: humor, politics

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#8

“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. ”
― Will Rogers

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#9

“Don't let yesterday take up too much of today”
― Will Rogers

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#10

“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”
― Will Rogers

tags: happiness, life-management

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#11

“Common sense ain't common.”
― Will Rogers

tags: common-sense

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#12

“Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. ”
― Will Rogers

tags: gossip

192 likes

#13

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
― Will Rogers

tags: men-and-women

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#14

“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
― Will Rogers

tags: experience, learning

300 likes

#15

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”
― Will Rogers

tags: appearances, credit, life, money, people, pride

918 likes

#16

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
― Will Rogers

tags: afterlife, death, dogs, heaven

1876 likes

#17

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
― Will Rogers

tags: enterprise, humor, inertia, inspirational

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