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#1

“Love can conquer everything but reality. Which will win every stinking time.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Unleashed

#2

“Course, I always knew you were a royal. Just didn't know it went past the pain-in-the-ass part.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed

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#3

“I was alive, they were not. Go Me. (Touch the Dark)”
― Karen Chance, Touch the Dark

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#4

“No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.”
― Karen Chance, Embrace the Night

tags: funny-stuff

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#5

“Pritkin and Mircea mixed like oil and water, only not so well.”
― Karen Chance, Hunt the Moon

tags: cassie

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#6

“You know, dulceata, there are times when I truly believe you are the most frightening person I know.
Thank you?”
― Karen Chance, Hunt the Moon

tags: cassie, mircea

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#8

“He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird”
― Karen Chance

tags: description, paranormal-romance, vampire

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#9

“I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.
I’d have been a lot more appreciative if he hadn’t pushed me first." ~Cassandra Palmer”
― Karen Chance, Hunt the Moon

tags: humor

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#10

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
― H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

tags: misattributed-cassandra-clare, misattributed-jace

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#11

“Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: clary-fray, ebay, jace-wayland, myth

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#12

“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: clary, jace, sarcasm

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#13

“Don't." Clary raised a warning hand. "I'm not really in the mood right now."
"That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me," Jace mused.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: clary-fray, jace-wayland

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#14

“Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"
"Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."
"What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"
"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: clary-fray, jace-wayland, joke, mummies, sarcasm, vampire, werewolf, zombies

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#15

“Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said.
Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?"
"I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: humor

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#16

“I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them."
"Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: clary-fray, hodge, humor, revenge, sarcasm, tea

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#17

“Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignment with the forces of darkness by my mom?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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#18

“You're an idiot."
"I've never claimed to be otherwise.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: humor, idiocy

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#19

“That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: city-of-bones, simon-lewis

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#20

“You're not gay, are you?"
Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: embarrasment, fashion, gay, simon-lewis

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#21

“aren't you, uh... reproducing?

"sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: city-of-bones, funny

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#22

“Not everything that's true needs to be said.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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#23

“This is bad," said Jace.
"You said that before."
"It seemed worth repeating.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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#24

“I hate it when you answer a question with a question."
"No you don't, you think it's charming.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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#25

“I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever." (Luke/Lucian)”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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#26

“Why are you such an asshat?"
"An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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#27

“Somehow he managed to look cool despite the heat. It made Clary want to smack him.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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#28

“Only Jace, Clary thought, could look cool in pajama bottoms and an old T-shirt, but he pulled it off, probably through sheer force of will.
-pg. 329-”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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#29

“Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously.
"Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

tags: clary-fray, ego, jace-wayland

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#30

“Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?"
"I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.”
― Karen Chance, Hunt the Moon

tags: cassie, marco

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#31

“Stercus Accidit.

[barren happens]”
― Karen Chance

tags: latin, sarcasm, swearing

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