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  • #1
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #2
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
    Mark Twain

  • #4
    Albert Einstein
    “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #5
    William Shakespeare
    “The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
    William Shakespeare, As You Like It

  • #6
    Bil Keane
    “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
    Bill Keane

  • #7
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #8
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #9
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #10
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #11
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #12
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #13
    Jeff Kinney
    “I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,”
    Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

  • #14
    Louis Sachar
    “You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.”
    Louis Sachar, Sideways Stories from Wayside School

  • #15
    Jeff Kinney
    “If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.”
    Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

  • #16
    Louis Sachar
    “It is better to take many small steps in the right direction than to make a great leap forward only to stumble backward.”
    Louis Sachar

  • #17
    Jeff Kinney
    “Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”
    Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

  • #18
    Jeff Kinney
    “So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.”
    Jeff Kinney, Dog Days

  • #19
    Jeff Kinney
    “Zoo-Wee Mama!”
    Jeff Kinney

  • #20
    Jeff Kinney
    “Dear Aunt Loretta,
    Thank you so much for the awesome pants!
    How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?
    I love the way the pants look on my legs!
    All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants.
    Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!
    Sincerely, Greg”
    Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

  • #21
    Mary Pope Osborne
    “Then everything was still. Absolutely still.”
    Mary Pope Osborne

  • #22
    Jeff Kinney
    “I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.”
    Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw

  • #23
    Jeff Kinney
    “Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.”
    Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

  • #24
    Jeff Kinney
    “Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.”
    Jeff Kinney

  • #25
    Jeff Kinney
    “First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.”
    Jeff Kinney
    tags: humor

  • #26
    Jeff Kinney
    “You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.”
    Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

  • #27
    Jeff Kinney
    “YO MOMMA”
    Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

  • #28
    Louis Sachar
    “Life is like crossing a river. If you take a huge step-aim for too bigger dreams-then the current will knock you off your feet and carry you away.
    The way to do it is small steps, you will take hold of life. You will get there in the end.”
    Louis Sacher

  • #29
    Mary Pope Osborne
    “set sail on a voyage of your own titanic facts”
    Mary Pope Osborne

  • #30
    Jeff Kinney
    “Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.”
    Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw



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