Kevin > Kevin's Quotes

“Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat Shit!!!Filth is my politics! Filth is my life! !”
― Babs Johnson

“To define is to limit.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?”
― Jules Feiffer

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters

“Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.”
― John Waters, Role Models

“Life is nothing if you're not obsessed.”
― John Waters

“You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.”
― John Waters

“I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.”
― John Waters

“Contemporary art hates you.”
― John Waters

“I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.”
― John Waters

“Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.”
― John Waters

“You don’t need fashion designers when you are young. Have faith in your own bad taste. Buy the cheapest thing in your local thrift shop - the clothes that are freshly out of style with even the hippest people a few years older than you. Get on the fashion nerves of your peers, not your parents - that is the key to fashion leadership. Ill-fitting is always stylish. But be more creative - wear your clothes inside out, backward, upside down. Throw bleach in a load of colored laundry. Follow the exact opposite of the dry cleaning instructions inside the clothes that cost the most in your thrift shop. Don’t wear jewelry - stick Band-Aids on your wrists or make a necklace out of them. Wear Scotch tape on the side of your face like a bad face-lift attempt. Mismatch your shoes. Best yet, do as Mink Stole used to do: go to the thrift store the day after Halloween, when the children’s trick-or-treat costumes are on sale, buy one, and wear it as your uniform of defiance.”
― John Waters, Role Models

“To me, beauty is looks you can never forget. A face should jolt, not soothe.”
― John Waters, Shock Value: A Tasteful Book about Bad Taste

“My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior -- BEFORE the Reformation.”
― John Waters

“Without Obsession, Life Is Nothing”
― John Waters

“No one expected me. Everything awaited me.”
― Patti Smith, Just Kids

“If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.”
― Larry Flynt