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“Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?”
― Chuck Palahniuk , Invisible Monsters

“If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“If we can forgive what has been done to us . . .

If we can forgive what we've done to others . . .

If we can leave all of our stories behind. Our being
villians or victims.

Only then can we maybe rescue the world.

But we still sit here, waiting to be saved. While we're
still victims, hoping to be discovered while we suffer.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

“With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“This is passive-aggression in action.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“you can't escape the world, and you're not responsible for how you look, if you look beauticious or butt ugly. you're not responsible for how you feel or what you say or how you act or anything you do. it's all out of your hands.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang. ”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“In truth, the degree of anyone's success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Tell-All

“In light this bright, after so long in the dark, everything we can see is only black and white. Only glaring
shape-outlines we have to blink against.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

“I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“A cash-bought merit badge ain't worth shit.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“Some people are just born human, the rest of us, we take a lifetime to get there.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception. Think of deep outer space, the incredible cold and quiet where your wife and kid wait. Silence, not heaven, would be reward enough.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby

“Ideas come at any moment -- except when you demand them. Most ideas come while I'm physically active, at the gym, with friends, gardening, so I always carry pen and paper.
My first draft is always written in longhand. But once the first dozen chapters, more like short stories, are written, then momentum builds until I can't leave the project until it's done.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“I haven't had a TV in 10 years, and I really don't miss it. 'Cause it's always so much more fun to be with people than it ever was to be with a television.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we cant decipher. What we can’t understand we call nonsense. What we can’t read we call gibberish. There is no free will. There are no variables. There is only the inevitable.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“No, I say, it's fine.
Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
Just great, I say. Really.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Proof that no investment is yours forever.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

“Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“Someday, I'd like to live a life based on doing good stuff instead of just not doing bad stuff.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby

“El futuro que tendrás mañana no es el mismo futuro que tenías ayer.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“Its only after you've lost everything," Tyler says, "that you're free to do anything.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Нека никога не бъда завършен.
Нека никога не бъда доволен.
Нека никога не бъда съвършен.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“The only truth is music.”
― Jack Kerouac