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    Christopher Paolini
    “Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now.”
    Christopher Paolini, Eldest

  • #2
    Christopher Paolini
    “Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life.”
    Christopher Paolini, Eragon

  • #3
    Agatha Christie
    “It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. ”
    Agatha Christie, Agatha Christie: An Autobiography

  • #4
    Chris Rock
    “Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.”
    Chris Rock

  • #5
    Junot Díaz
    “Motherfuckers will read a book that’s one third Elvish, but put two sentences in Spanish and they [white people] think we’re taking over.”
    Junot Díaz

  • #6
    Thomas Sowell
    “I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money.”
    Thomas Sowell, Barbarians Inside the Gates and Other Controversial Essays

  • #7
    George R.R. Martin
    “... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #8
    Tennessee Williams
    “If I got rid of my demons, I’d lose my angels.”
    Tennessee Williams, Conversations With Tennessee Williams

  • #9
    Russell Banks
    “Go, my book, and help destroy the world as it is.”
    Russell Banks, Continental Drift

  • #10
    Dick Van Dyke
    “You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.”
    Dick Van Dyke, My Lucky Life in and Out of Show Business

  • #11
    John Kennedy Toole
    “I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”
    John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

  • #12
    John Kennedy Toole
    “you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.”
    John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

  • #13
    John Kennedy Toole
    “Like a bitch in heat, I seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. ”
    John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

  • #14
    “Who the fuck needs an avocado slicer? A person without any goddamn sense, that’s who.”
    Thug Kitchen LLC, Thug Kitchen: The Official Cookbook: Eat Like You Give a F*ck

  • #15
    Shel Silverstein
    “There are no happy endings.
    Endings are the saddest part,
    So just give me a happy middle
    And a very happy start.”
    Shel Silverstein, Every Thing on It

  • #16
    R.A. Lafferty
    “The opposite of liberal is stingy. The opposite of radical is superficial. The opposite of conservative is destructive. So I declare that I am a radical conservative liberal. Beware of men who use words to mean their opposites.”
    R.A. Lafferty

  • #17
    Saul Bellow
    “People can lose their lives in libraries. They ought to be warned.”
    Saul Bellow

  • #18
    L. Frank Baum
    “That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.”
    L. Frank Baum, The Land of Oz

  • #19
    Victor Hugo
    “Love is like a tree: it grows by itself, roots itself deeply in our being and continues to flourish over a heart in ruin. The inexplicable fact is that the blinder it is, the more tenacious it is. It is never stronger than when it is completely unreasonable.”
    Victor Hugo, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame

  • #20
    Aldo Leopold
    “I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness.”
    Aldo Leopold

  • #21
    Arthur Schopenhauer
    “Treat a work of art like a prince: let it speak to you first.”
    Arthur Schopenhauer

  • #22
    Victor Hugo
    “He never went out without a book under his arm, and he often came back with two.”
    Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

  • #23
    Thomas Jefferson
    “I cannot live without books.”
    Thomas Jefferson

  • #24
    Tad Williams
    “You show me what someone listens to, I’ll tell you everything you want to know about his soul. (For instance, a bunch of Nickelback albums would have indicated he never had a soul in the first place.)”
    Tad Williams, The Dirty Streets of Heaven

  • #25
    Elizabeth Moon
    “Sometimes I wonder how normal normal people are, and I wonder that most in the grocery store.”
    Elizabeth Moon, The Speed of Dark

  • #26
    Louis Auchincloss
    “A man can spend his whole existence never learning the simple lesson that he has only one life and that if he fails to do what he wants with it, nobody else really cares.--Louis Auchincloss”
    Louis Auchincloss

  • #27
    Ellen Goodman
    “We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck. But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness. ”
    Ellen Goodman

  • #28
    José Ortega y Gasset
    “Tell me what you pay attention to and I will tell you who you are.”
    José Ortega y Gasset

  • #29
    Peter  Lloyd
    “THE TERM ‘INDEPENDENT WOMAN’ Seriously, I respect anyone who works hard and is solvent, but what do these people expect – a medal? For being self-sufficient? THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE INDEPENDENT. FOREVER. It’s called adulthood.”
    Peter Lloyd, Stand By Your Manhood: An Essential Guide for Modern Men

  • #30
    Peter  Lloyd
    “The overrated, unfashionable gender. The one social group it’s politically correct – no, no – virtuous to dislike. In fact, man-bashing has become mainstream, so lucrative that people build entire careers on it – which might explain why, for many, it musn’t be ruined with a reality check.”
    Peter Lloyd, Stand By Your Manhood: An Essential Guide for Modern Men



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