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#1

“The time to make up your mind about people, is never.”
― Philip Barry, The Philadelphia Story: A Comedy in Three Acts

tags: the-philadelphia-story, tracy-lord

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#2

“I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.”
― Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines

tags: humor, mistakes

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#3

“It is a comfort to know that, regardless of our mistakes, the God who loved, forgave, and empowered David does the same for us.”
― Cliff Graham

tags: day-of-war

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#4

“I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.”
― Lillian Hellman

tags: integrity

1894 likes

#5

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

37983 likes

#6

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading, television

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#7

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: friends, humor, jail

10181 likes

#8

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading

3621 likes

#9

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: attributed-no-source

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#10

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
― Groucho Marx

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#11

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor, life

2192 likes

#12

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
― Ernest Benn

tags: misattributed-groucho-marx, politics, problems

2005 likes

#13

“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
― Groucho Marx

885 likes

#14

“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
― Groucho Marx

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#15

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

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#16

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: funny, innuendo

720 likes

#17

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: money

965 likes

#18

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
― Groucho Marx

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#19

“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.”
― Groucho Marx

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#20

“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.”
― Nelson DeMille

tags: humor

238 likes

#21

“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor

83 likes

#22

“Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay,
I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same,
I must be going.”
― Groucho Marx

80 likes

#23

“The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.”
― Irving Berlin

tags: communism, karl-marx, marx-brothers, marxism

69 likes

#24

“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: happiness, inspirational

90 likes

#25

“All people are born alike... except Republicans and Democrats.”
― Groucho Marx

59 likes

#26

“If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.”
― Katharine Hepburn

tags: katharine-hepburn

4413 likes

#27

“We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.”
― Katharine Hepburn, Me: Stories of My Life

tags: change, life, self

2068 likes

#28

“The thing about life is that you must survive. Life is going to be difficult, and dreadful things will happen. What you do is move along, get on with it, and be tough. Not in the sense of being mean to others, but being tough with yourself and making a deadly effort not to be defeated.”
― Katharine Hepburn

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#29

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”
― Katharine Hepburn

tags: chocolate

271 likes

#30

“What in the world would we do without our libraries?”
― Katharine Hepburn

tags: libraries, library

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