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“Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning...”
― C.S. Lewis

“Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Love is a better master than duty.”
― Albert Einstein

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.”
― sylvia plath

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dance with the Devil

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
― George Carlin

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
― Mae West

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”
― George Carlin

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”
― Woody Allen

“Tomorrow is promised to no one.”
― Clint Eastwood

“Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?”
― Salvador Dalí

“An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.”
― Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
― Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”
― Oliver Goldsmith, She Stoops to Conquer

“I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.”
― Woody Allen

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere”
― Helen Gurley Brown

“Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.”
― Pablo Picasso

“Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.

Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray and Other Writings