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“If you fear the man who takes care of you, no one has ever loved you truly.”
― Bryanna Reid, Tight embrace of the Oak tree: Full version

“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.”
― Sholem Aleichem

“No matter how bad things get, you've got to go on living, even if it kills you.”
― Sholem Aleichem

“You see how it is, my dear friends. There's no pleasing everyone. It's hopeless to even try, and the more you play the peacemaker, the less peaceful things become.”
― Sholem Aleichem, Tevye the Dairyman and the Railroad Stories

“Sex, dr... inking and rock'n'roll.”
― Bryanna Reid

“I'm not a racist, it's my principle: despite the fact that I'm on a diet and I should eat only white meat I eat also red and dark (I hope this is not a racist words?) with great relish, enjoying every bite.”
― Bryanna Reid

“— Why did blondes vote for Clinton?
— They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!”
― Bryanna Reid

“Some people believe that [when] we choose our friends, we choose the people we care about, because they remind us of ourselves”
― Elizabeth Flock, But Inside I'm Screaming

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“fall
in love
with your solitude”
― Rupi Kaur, Milk and honey

“Самое плохое, что родитель может сделать для ребенка — сразу после издевательств и халатного отношения к безопасности — это сначала запрещать, а потом разрешать одну и ту же вещь. Потому что из ребенка вырастет гребаный менеджер по продажам: он поймет, что если брать людей измором, то для тебя сделают все, лишь бы ты отстал. И да, может это и принесет ему богатство, но дорогого ли это стоит, когда у тебя, такого богатого и успешного, нет друзей? А друзей нет, потому что от тебя все шарахаются в страхе, что ты начнешь предлагать щетку и вибратор в одном флаконе или средство для потенции на основе отстриженной в полночь шерсти с яичек быка-производителя.”
― Ilze Falb, Mythistoria epistularum 2.0

“Все ближе трубит охотничий рог,
Мы низвергнуты в ад, да храни ты нас Бог.”
― Nick Mad, Monkey Dust

“Я слишком пьян, чтобы молчать,
Но связно молвить не могу.”
― Nick Mad, Monkey Dust

“Кто сказал, что мертвые не слышат голоса?”
― Nick Mad, Monkey Dust

“I have found that trying to follow the voices of culture almost always leads to peer pressure, and unbridled peer pressure leads to peer dependence. Inevitably, those who succumb to it all too easily to give up for lack of guidance and support, being tossed to and fro in the sea of others’ opinions for our lives.”
― Sarah Mae, Desperate: Hope for the Mom Who Needs to Breathe

“Burning, Burning! Fire in the sky.
No way from the wasteland and we all gonna die.”
― Nick Mad

“To be a role model of the kingdom priority is for your lifestyle to speak it”
― Sunday Adelaja

“Let your teaching reveal the nature of the kingdom of God”
― Sunday Adelaja

“The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.”
― Rupert Thorne

“If ever I to the moment shall say:
Beautiful moment, do not pass away!
Then you may forge your chains to bind me,
Then I will put my life behind me,
Then let them hear my death-knell toll,
Then from your labours you'll be free,
The clock may stop, the clock-hands fall,
And time come to an end for me!”
― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Faust

“Знаете, за что я не люблю так называемых ценителей искусства? За лицемерие. Приведу пример: если фильм будет цветным и о том, как два друга сидят в бассейне, пердят в воду, вылезают из бассейна и пердят друг другу в лицо — это трэш, бескультурье и третьесортная комедия. А если фильм будет черно-белым и о том, как два друга идут по пустыне, ссут друг на друга, гадят на песок, а потом съедают дерьмо друг друга, после чего имеют друг друга в зад — это будет гениальный артхаус.”
― Ilze Falb, Размышильзизмы

“Do you want to know why I don't like the so-called connoisseurs of arts? I hate hypocrisy. I'll give you an example: if the movie is colored and tells us about two friends who sit in the pool, fart into the water, get out of the pool and fart into each other's face it will be thrash, a lack of a culture and a third-rate comedy. But if the movie is black-and-white and tells us about two friends who cross the desert and peeing on each other, shit on the sand, and then they eat each other's shit, and on top of that they fucking each other's ass it will be a brilliant art house movie.”
― Ilze Falb, Thinkilzing

“You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking!”
― Ilze Falb, Officium balaena

“Писа́ть - все равно что пи́сать: рад бы перестать, да само получается.”
― Ilze Falb, Размышильзизмы

“Haters are your most dedicated fans: ordinary fans can be disappointed in you or can get tired of you etc. but haters never.”
― Bryanna Reid

“I hate to tell things in which I don't belive to impress people who are not on my mind so that they see my false image.”
― Bryanna Reid, Tight embrace of the Oak tree: Full version

“Be cool and positive son of a bitch or you'll be finished!”
― Bryanna Reid, One and one make three

“Sometimes I ask myself how autumn smells? My answer: it's the smell of the autumn leaves firework and red wine.”
― Bryanna Reid

“Lady Godiva costume is the most suitable clothes for young red ladies.”
― Bryanna Reid

“It's ok to understand other people. But it's not enough. Advertence is necessary too. Because it's easy to understand abstract person if you're not a victim but outside observer. Imagine you say to friend who needs your help: "I understand the man who stole from you because he was starved". Or that: "I understand that scumbag who raped you because his wife ran out on him and he wanted to blow off steam". Only most hard-hearted person can say that.”
― Bryanna Reid