Clara Yu > Clara's Quotes

“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
― Groucho Marx

“I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek.
“FUCK,” he shouted, wiping it off. “What if you killed me!” He threw a Skittle at my face. It hit my forehead.
“Ow!”
“Taste the rainbow bitch.”
― Michelle Hodkin, The Retribution of Mara Dyer

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”
― Thomas Bernhard, Correction

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”
― George Carlin