Dani > Dani's Quotes

“Apparently being a mermaid is dead dull. I watched The Little Mermaid with her once a few years ago—she thought it was freaking hilarious. She couldn’t stop laughing about the shell-bra thing, given that mermaids aren’t mammals. Plus, as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and “peach colored” for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hot, but then again, I am a mammal.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink with
rhinestones.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“Do you have a driver's license?"

He laughed. "That's important?"

"Oh yeah! I'd kill for a driver's license! Hey, maybe that's what the poem means! I'm going to go berserk and start attacking people because they won't let me drive..."

"Could be, you never know. But yes, I have a driver's license."

I leaned back against the wall, sighing. "Man, that must be so cool."

"It ranks right up there with lockers. In fact, sometimes I put my drivers license inside my locker, and it's so cool I worry that the whole thing might explode with the sheer coolness of it all.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“What are you?" I whispered.

"What are you?"

Offended, I frowned. "Human."

"Funny, me too."

"No, you're not."

"Funny, neither are you."

I set my jaw and glared. What a jerk. "Why did you come here?"

My voice came from his mouth, disconcerting as always. "I could ask you the same thing. Are you going to kill me?”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“I can’t see through clothes or anything. Just glamour skin. Except I can see through all of you, since your clothes aren’t real.” I stopped, horrified. “I mean, I don’t look—It’s hard to see you, and I like looking at your real face, but I don’t try to see anything, because—Oh gosh, this sounds terrible.”

He had a funny look on his face, like he wasn’t sure what to think. “Huh. That’s never been an issue before. Maybe next time you could bring me some shorts.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“He saved me. He freaking electrocuted himself to save me. I’m gonna be there when he wakes up so I can tell him thanks.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“What, no flirting?” I asked, trying to buy time. “Aren’t you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there—they’d be so disappointed.” I pulled out my silver knife. Probably should have paid more attention during my knife training. “Tell you what. Let me go and I promise not to tell anyone that you aren’t suave.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“Eyes like streams of melting snow, cold with the things she does not know. Heaven above and Hell beneath, liquid flames to hide her grief. Death, death, death with no release. Death, death, death with no release.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“Silver knives! Painful and sometimes deadly to all paranormals!'
'Tasey!' I counterd 'Hot pink and sparkly!”
― Kiersten White

“Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly.”
― Kiersten White, Supernaturally

“Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts of Coke, she was able to discover a single faerie’s true name.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?”
― Kiersten White, Supernaturally

“I could have melted ice, my smile was so bright.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“No,you're officially banned from listening to us. Or thinking about this. Or even thinking about thinking about this, understand?”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“High school’s actually kind of boring. It’s a little bit like living in the Center. Everyone thinks they know everything about everyone else, but really there’s a lot more under the surface.”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“Be prepared,' that's my motto." He smiled smugly at me. "That, and 'Sleep whenever possible.' Oh, and 'If you don't notice it's gone, what's the harm in me taking it?”
― Kiersten White, Supernaturally

“Many of the male faeries had their shirts unbuttoned and chests bare. (How’s this for freaky: no nipples or belly buttons.)”
― Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

“Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high --- in need of a good spanking. --- Good heavens, that sounded creepy.”
― Kiersten White, Supernaturally

“Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?”
― Kiersten White, Supernaturally

“Wake up,' a voice like water rippling over rocks whispered in my ear.”
― Kiersten White, Supernaturally

“But hey, at least we’ll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I’m a psychiatrist’s wet dream.”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood

“You fuck - you ate my cat!”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood

“Yes. Smashing. You’ll be just like those four chaps in the movie. You know the one, with the oversized marshmallow.”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood

“Move, hunt, kill. Like lather, rinse, and repeat.”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood

“I’ve been Obeahed by an Obeahman? Is this like how the Smurfs say they smurfing smurfed all the time?”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood