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  • #1
    Guy Gavriel Kay
    “My youngest brother had a wonderful schtick from some time in high school, through to graduating medicine. He had a card in his wallet that read, ‘If I am found with amnesia, please give me the following books to read …’ And it listed half a dozen books where he longed to recapture that first glorious sense of needing to find out ‘what happens next’ … the feeling that keeps you up half the night. The feeling that comes before the plot’s been learned.”
    Guy Gavriel Kay

  • #2
    Guy Gavriel Kay
    “There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk.”
    Guy Gavriel Kay, Tigana

  • #3
    Kevin Hearne
    “Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hounded

  • #4
    Kevin Hearne
    “My neighbor raised a shaking index finger to point at the saguaro. "That moving cactus...and the big bug...and you, you spooky bastard. What are you?

    I stuffed my hands in my pockets and grinned winningly at him. "Why, I'm the Antichrist, of course.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hexed
    tags: humor

  • #5
    Kevin Hearne
    “Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hexed

  • #6
    Kevin Hearne
    “I still didn’t know quite what the witches were capable of. The threshold could be booby-trapped or enchanted. I could be walking into a cage fight with a demon. Hell, she could open the door with a Glock 9 in her hand and put a bullet in my ear, or throw a cat at me, or call me a damn hippie.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hexed
    tags: funny

  • #7
    Kevin Hearne
    “Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered

  • #8
    Kevin Hearne
    “There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered

  • #9
    Kevin Hearne
    “No, they're contemporary witch hunters, based in Russia."
    The crease deepened. "Hold on a moment. They sound like assholes?"
    I blinked, uncertain I'd heard him correctly. "I beg your pardon?"
    Jesus grimaced and pointed at his head. "It's this tiny human brain-I have to have a filing system for all this information or I can't keep track of it all. It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name."
    "Jesus. I mean, wow. That's the name of one of your files?"
    "One of my largest, unfortunately.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered

  • #10
    Kevin Hearne
    “-“Say no more,” Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.”
    -"There he goes again. I’m telling you, Danny Elfman would love to get hold of those lines."
    -"Not John Williams?"
    -"If you’ve got some hopelessly overmatched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a song to make people reach for a box of Kleenex, talk to Randy Newman. But if you want creepy atmospherics and spine-shivering chords to back up your casual death threats, you gotta bring in Danny Elfman.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered
    tags: humor

  • #11
    Kevin Hearne
    “Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered

  • #12
    Derek Landy
    “Doors are for people with no imagination.”
    Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
    ...
    I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “How did you die?"
    "We er....drowned in a bathtub."
    "All three of you?"
    "It was a big bathtub.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “Kinzie smiled smugly. “You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, we’re turning a profit. The mortals don’t realize they are funding the Amazon kingdom. Soon, we’ll be richer than any mortal nation. Then—when the weak mortals depend on us for everything—the revolution will begin!”
    “What are you going to do?” Frank grumbled. “Cancel free shipping?”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, walls of James Patterson thrillers, and a throne from about a thousand copies of something called The Five Habits of Highly Aggressive Women.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #21
    Wayne W. Dyer
    “Friends are God's way of apologizing for your family.”
    Wayne W. Dyer, The Power of Intention: Learning to Co-Create Your World Your Way

  • #22
    Ben Aaronovitch
    “Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Science is portentous, yes? Science protests too much. Scientific potatoes rule. Had I stumbled on the lair of dangerous plant geneticists?”
    Ben Aaronovitch, Midnight Riot

  • #23
    Ben Aaronovitch
    “Fuck me, I thought. I can do magic.”
    Ben Aaronovitch, Midnight Riot

  • #24
    Ben Aaronovitch
    “Don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.”
    Ben Aaronovitch

  • #25
    Ben Aaronovitch
    “As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with dire. I froze in place. Nightingale said that everything was true, after a fashion, and that had to include vampires, didn’t it? I doubted they were anything like they were in books and on TV, and one thing was for certain — they absolutely weren’t going to sparkle in the sunlight.”
    Ben Aaronovitch, Midnight Riot

  • #26
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Oh come now," Bast reproached, his smile falling away. "That's just insulting."
    "By earth and stone, I abjure you!" Kote dipped his fingers into the cup by his side and flicked droplets
    casually in Bast's direction. "Glamour be banished!"
    "With cider?" Bast managed to look amused and annoyed at the same time as he daubed a bead of liquid
    from the front of his shirt. "This better not stain.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #27
    George R.R. Martin
    “All that Syrio Forel had taught her went racing through her head. Swift as a deer. Quiet as shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Strong as a bear. Fierce as a wolverine. Fear cuts deeper than swords. The man who fears losing has already lost. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Fear cuts deeper than swords.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #28
    Markus Zusak
    “I have hated words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right.”
    Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

  • #29
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It had flaws, but what does that matter when it comes to matters of the heart? We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In many ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a thing because. That's as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love something despite. To know the flaws and love them too. That is rare and pure and perfect.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

  • #30
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear



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