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    Carol Burnett
    “No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #2
    Carol Burnett
    “Comedy = tragedy + time.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #3
    Carol Burnett
    “Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #4
    Carol Burnett
    “When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #5
    Carol Burnett
    “Because nobody goes though life without a scar.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #6
    Carol Burnett
    “Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #7
    Carol Burnett
    “Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #8
    Carol Burnett
    “I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #9
    Carol Burnett
    “Cavort, dear, just cavort”
    Carol Burnett, This Time Together: Laughter and Reflection

  • #10
    Carol Burnett
    “The sidewalk was all cracked and wavy, like little hills, and the weeds pushed their way up through the cement. I had to roller-skate there anyway, because they wouldn't let me out of their sight, and they could watch me from the swing on the front porch of the old house. It was hard to skate there, and I kept falling down and getting sores on my knees...Sometimes, when they left me alone in 102 to go to the store, I'd turn on the radio and dance all around the room. I'd get on the furniture and jump from couch to the bed to the chair, leaping and twirling the whole time.”
    Carol Burnett, One More Time

  • #11
    Carol Burnett
    “When I was little I would always stand in front of a mirror and cross my eyes. Then my mother would come in and say, "Stop that, nothing will ever come of it!”
    Carol Burnett

  • #12
    Carol Burnett
    “Dance, dance for me
    Dance with the stars
    Laugh, laugh for me
    Wherever you are

    Sing, sing out loud
    Like angels do
    Remember me
    The way I'll remember you

    Love, love for me
    With all your soul
    Cry, cry for me
    As I grow old

    See, see me from the edge of Heaven's eye
    Feel for me 'cause feelings never die

    I'll remember you
    My very special friend
    Until we meet again

    (By Carrie Hamilton, Carol Burnett's daughter)”
    Carol Burnett
    tags: memoir

  • #13
    Carol Burnett
    “I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?”
    Carol Burnett
    tags: humor

  • #14
    Carol Burnett
    “Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.”
    Carol Burnett



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