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  • #1
    Derek Landy
    “Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting.
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #2
    Derek Landy
    “Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #3
    Derek Landy
    “This is stolen? We're in a stolen jet?"
    "Not stolen," said Donegan Bane from the co-pilot's seat.
    "Almost stolen," Gracious corrected.
    "Semi-stolen," said Donegan.
    "Quasi-stolen," said Gracious.
    Aurora's frown did not turn upside down. "So is it stolen or not?"
    Donegan and Gracious hesitated.
    "Yes," they both said together.”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #4
    Derek Landy
    “You said I was your number-one pick."
    "And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you.”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #5
    Derek Landy
    “Sanguine chuckled. "I like you, boy. You got optimism in these bones. I like you so much that I ain't gonna tell you what I did to poor old Jethro, the first Jethro, may he rest in peace, may they someday find his head.”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #6
    Derek Landy
    “While my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal, or out of sheer boredom.”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #7
    Derek Landy
    “I have a question," said Jack.
    "Questions later."
    "You keep sayin' sneak in and sneak out stuff. My question is-"
    "No questions."
    "-once this Starke bloke realises he's been robbed-"
    "I'm pretty sure I said no questions."
    "-the owners of the other weapons are gonna heighten security, so won't that mess up our mission?"

    "First of all," Tanith said, "we have a no question rule. I literally just established it, like right there. I know you were here for that because it was two minutes ago. Now, I understand that you're used to being my enemy so your natural inclination is to do the opposite of whatever I say, but you're just going to have to get over it. Agreed?”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #8
    Derek Landy
    “They feed you."
    "I eat people. They don't give me people to eat. They give me animals. That's barbaric. At least people have a fighting chance to get away. The animals they give me are already dead. It's sickening, that's what it is."
    "Annis, you're a unique individual.”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #9
    Derek Landy
    “It’s a stereotype,” he hissed. “It’s a damn stereotype and it’s harmful. If this catches on, we’ll have all sorts of sorcerers running around, waving wands and chanting spells. Do you know how ridiculous we’d look?”

    Tanith shrugged. “I liked Harry Potter.”

    “This ain’t about Harry Potter!”

    “You liked Harry Potter as well.”

    “They’re good books,” he snapped, “but I do not agree with this wand business. All those guys down there, criminals and mobsters and gangsters, and who are they taking orders from? A wizard with a wand. How can they take him seriously? How are they going to take us seriously when we attack?”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #10
    Derek Landy
    “And I have lifetimes inside me, I'm the girl you see standing here,and I'm a cranky old professor, and I'm a peace-loving man, and I'm a killer and a maid and a king and a peasant. I am a dozen more. You think you're old? You got nothing on me.”
    Derek Landy

  • #11
    Derek Landy
    “We could wear disguises," said Frightening.
    Aurora nodded quickly. "Like a false beard. I've always wanted to wear a false beard."
    Vex frowned. "But you're a woman."
    "Exactly. They'd never suspect it was me.”
    Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven

  • #12
    Derek Landy
    “The man had a smooth voice, like velvet. “I’m Detective Inspector Me. Unusual name, I know. My family were incredibly
    narcissistic. I’m lucky I escaped with any degree of humility at all, to be honest, but then I’ve always managed to exceed expectations. You are Kenny Dunne, are you not?”
    “I am.”
    “Just a few questions for you, Mr Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we’ve become friends these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?”
    “Sure,” Kenny said, slightly baffled.
    “Thank you. Thank you very much. It’s important you feel comfortable around me, Kenny. It’s important we build up a level of trust. That way I’ll catch you completely unprepared when I
    suddenly accuse you of murder.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #13
    Derek Landy
    “I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.”
    Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

  • #14
    Derek Landy
    “What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you got little pieces of me, of my very SOUL, and NOW? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even SHAVE?”
    Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

  • #15
    Derek Landy
    “Found something?”
    “No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor.”
    Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

  • #16
    Derek Landy
    “You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.”
    Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

  • #17
    Derek Landy
    “Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff."
    ...
    Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments.
    "Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin”
    Derek Landy, The Faceless Ones

  • #18
    Derek Landy
    “I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #19
    Derek Landy
    “You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?”
    “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”
    “Old people can kill people too.”
    “I know, but…”
    “She could be a ninja.”
    “She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.”
    “I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?”
    “What?”
    “How about throwing stars?”
    “This is ridiculous.”
    “Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue.”
    The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #20
    Derek Landy
    “Can I just point something out?" Fletcher asked. "That is an awful plan. On a scale of one to ten - the Trojan War being a ten and General Custer verus all those Indians being a one - your plan is a zero. I don't think it is a plan at all. I think it's just a series of happenings that are, to be honest, unlikely to follow on from each other in the way in which everyone's probably hoping."
    "Do you have a better plan?" Valkyrie asked.
    "Of course not. I'm a man of action, not thought."
    Valkyrie nodded. "You're definitely not a man of thought."
    "Why are you in charge anyway? What do you know about organising something like this?"
    "I have faith," Tanith said.
    "As do I," said Ghastly.
    Valkyrie smiled at them gratefully. "So you think the plan will work?"
    "God, no," said Ghastly.
    "Sorry, Val," said Tanith”
    Derek Landy

  • #21
    Derek Landy
    “Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.'
    Skulduggery paused. 'No it's not. If it were me, then I'd be talking to myself, and I don't do that any more. I certainly don't RING myself. That's one of the first signs of madness, and if it's not, it should be.'
    She sighed. 'Are you finished talking nonsense?'
    'I haven't talked nonsense all morning. I miss it.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #22
    Derek Landy
    “I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #23
    Derek Landy
    “By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
    'You can call me whatever you like.'
    Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #24
    Derek Landy
    “Was it a test?” she asked. “I mean, I know I'm still new to this. I'm still the rookie. Did you hang back to test me, to see if I'd be able to handle it alone?”
    “Well, kind of,” he said. “Actually, no, nothing like that. My shoelace was untied. That's why I was late. That's why you were alone.”
    “I could have been killed because you were tying your SHOELACE?”
    “An untied shoelace an be dangerous,” he said. “I could have tripped.”
    She stared at him. A moment dragged by.
    “I'm joking,” he said at last.
    She relaxed. “Really?”
    “Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful”
    Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

  • #25
    Derek Landy
    “You want to see safe hands?' her dad asked. He went to the fruit bowl on the side of the table, took two apples and proceeded to juggle them. 'See? Safe as anything.'
    'Are you proposing you juggle our newborn child?'
    'Of course not,' he said. 'I'd only be able to juggle her if you'd had twins. Otherwise it would just be throwing.'
    (...) 'From this moment on, I will be the best father the world has ever seen. Wifey, may I please hold my child?'
    Valkyrie's mum looked at him suspiciously. 'When you hold a baby, what's the most important thing to remember?'
    'Not to drop it,' he said proudly.
    'Well, yes, well done dear, but I was thinking more about how you hold the baby.'
    'Ah,' he said, 'Of course. The secret to holding a baby is to pick it up by the scruff of its neck.'
    'You're thinking of kittens.'
    'Pick it up by the ears, then.'
    'You're thinking of nothing.'
    'Can I please just hold her?'
    'I don't think that's wise.'
    'A lot of things aren't wise, Melissa. Is crossing the road with your eyes closed wise? No, but I do it anyway.'
    His wife nodded. 'Stephanie, you are in charge of teaching Alice how to cross the road.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #26
    Derek Landy
    “You're bored, aren't you.'
    'I need constant distraction. Shall we go?'
    'Uh, aren't you supposed to delegate responsibility or something? If you're not here, who's in charge?'
    Skulduggery looked around and pointed to a sorcerer at the far side of the cemetery. 'He is.'
    'Who is he?'
    'Don't know. He looks like leadership material, though, doesn't he?'
    'Does he?'
    'He's wearing a hat.'
    'And that means he's a leader?'
    'Leaders wear hats. It's to keep the rain off while we make important decisions. He'll do fine.'
    'Shouldn't you tell him that he's in charge?'
    'And spoil the surprise?”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #27
    Derek Landy
    “You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery”
    Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

  • #28
    Derek Landy
    “I have sought you out to cure me.'
    'To cure you of what?'
    'Of this cursed affliction.'
    'I cannot cure stupidity.'
    Scapegrace frowned.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #29
    Derek Landy
    “He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #30
    Derek Landy
    “Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book, And the Darkness Rained upon Them, and the next he was dead. A tragic loss, his mind echoed numbly as he slipped away.”
    Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant



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