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  • #1
    John Flanagan
    “That taught us how to block a sword with two knives. But what if an ax man's coming at me?"
    Gilan looked suspicious. "An ax man? I don't recommend trying to block an ax with two knives."
    But Will wouldn't take no for an answer. "But what if he's charging at me?" Horace walked over.
    Gilan looked away. "Uh...shoot him."
    Horace intervened. "Can't, his bowstring's broken."
    Gilan gritted his teeth. "Run and hide."
    Will kept on him. "There's a sheer cliff behind me."
    Horace caught on. "There's a sheer cliff behind him, and his bowstring's broken. What should he do?"
    Gilan thought for a moment. "Jump off the cliff, it'll be less messy that way.”
    John Flanagan, The Burning Bridge

  • #2
    John Flanagan
    “...at the time, King Herbert felt that to remain safe, the kingdom needed an effective intelligence force."

    "An intelligent force?" said Will.

    "Not intelligent. Intelligence. Although it does help if your intelligence force was also intelligent.”
    John Flanagan, The Ruins of Gorlan

  • #3
    John Flanagan
    “Sirrah, my companion chooses to engage you in knightly combat!" Halt said. The horseman stiffened, sitting upright in his saddle. Halt noticed that he nearly lost his balance at this unexpected piece of news.
    Nightly cermbat?" he replied, "Yewer cermpenion ers no knight!"
    Halt nodded hugely, making sure the man could see the gesture.
    Oh yes he is!" he called back. "He is Sir Horace of the Order of the Feuille du Chene." He paused and muttered to himself, "Or should that have been Crepe du Chene? Never mind."
    What did you tell him?" Horace asked, slinging his buckler around from where it hung at his back and setting it on his left arm.
    I said you were Sir Horace of the Order of the Oakleaf." Halt said to him, then added uncertainly, "At least, I think that's what I told him. I may have said you were of the Order of the Oak Pancake.”
    John Flanagan

  • #4
    Cinda Williams Chima
    “Well now, Jack," Hastings said from the sidelines. "I'm afraid you've been beheaded. Not a good start." He sounded amused.”
    Cinda Williams Chima, The Warrior Heir

  • #5
    Cinda Williams Chima
    “Ellen could have killed me," Jack said quietly, "but she didn't. She saved my life."
    "How come?" Fitch demanded. "After all this?"
    Ellen turned scarlet and stared at the ground. "Maybe none of my opponents ever gave me flowers before," she mumbled.”
    Cinda Williams Chima, The Warrior Heir

  • #6
    Cinda Williams Chima
    “Weird is good, strange is bad.”
    Cinda Williams Chima

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
    ...
    I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #10
    T.A. Barron
    “What makes this danger so terrible is that humans tip the balance of your world. No other species can make such a difference, for good or ill. If humans can live in harmony with other forms of life, the world rejoices. If not, the world suffers--and may not survive.”
    T. A. Barron

  • #11
    T.A. Barron
    “Stories help me. To live. To work. To find the meaning hidden in every dream, ever leaf, every drop of dew.”
    T. A. Barron

  • #12
    T.A. Barron
    “And now, my friends, a dragon's toast! Here's to life's little blessings: war, plagues, and all forms of evil. Their presence keeps us alert--- and their absence keeps us grateful.”
    T.A. Barron, Merlin's Dragon

  • #13
    David Clement-Davies
    “Mamma," whispered Rannoch as he nestled by her side, "what is man?"
    Bracken looked into her calf's eyes. "Man? Man is something you must always fear."
    "But why must I fear him?" asked Rannoch.
    "Because, my little one...man is cruel and cold. He eats up everything he touches. He enslaves Lera and breaks the laws of the forest. Because, Rannoch, he is the only creature that hunts without need.”
    David Clement-Davies, Fire Bringer

  • #14
    David Clement-Davies
    “Stones are raw, they blunt my paw,
    but words will never hurt me.”
    David Clement-Davies, The Sight

  • #15
    David Clement-Davies
    “know that without night there is no day; without lies, no truth;without despair,no hope. Beware above all of hate, but call to its opposite too. For all things have an opposite and, if you choose it, with will and care, you may turn one thing into its reflection.”
    David Clement-Davies, The Sight

  • #16
    Anthony Horowitz
    “The worst time to feel alone is when you're in a crowd.”
    Anthony Horowitz, Point Blank

  • #17
    Anthony Horowitz
    “What is this place? Hogwarts? -- Alex Rider”
    Anthony Horowitz

  • #18
    Anthony Horowitz
    “If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up.”
    Anthony Horowitz

  • #19
    Terry Goodkind
    “People are stupid. They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true.”
    Terry Goodkind, Wizard's First Rule

  • #20
    Terry Goodkind
    “If the road is easy, you're likely going the wrong way.”
    Terry Goodkind

  • #21
    Terry Goodkind
    “I often hear people say that they read to escape reality, but I believe that what they’re really doing is reading to find reason for hope, to find strength. While a bad book leaves readers with a sense of hopelessness and despair, a good novel, through stories of values realized, of wrongs righted, can bring to readers a connection to the wonder of life. A good novel shows how life can and ought to be lived. It not only entertains but energizes and uplifts readers.”
    Terry Goodkind

  • #22
    Jeanne DuPrau
    “When someone has been mean to you, why would you want to be good to them?' 'You wouldn't want to. That's what makes it hard. You do it anyway. Being good is hard. Much harder than being bad.”
    Jeanne DuPrau , The People of Sparks

  • #23
    Jeanne DuPrau
    “There is so much darkness in Ember, Lina. It's not just outside, it's inside us, too. Everyone has some darkness inside. It's like a hungry creature. It wants and wants and wants with a terrible power. And the more you give it, the bigger and hungrier it gets.”
    Jeanne Duprau, The City of Ember

  • #24
    Jeanne DuPrau
    “The trouble with anger is, it gets hold of you. And then you aren't the master of yourself anymore. Anger is. And when anger is the boss, you get unintended consequences.”
    Jeanne Duprau, The City of Ember

  • #25
    Michael  Scott
    “OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.
    Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."
    Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.”
    Michael Scott, The Alchemyst

  • #26
    Michael  Scott
    “I like places like this," he announced.

    I like old places too," Josh said, "but what's to like about a place like this?"

    The king spread his arms wide. "What do you see?"

    Josh made a face. "Junk. Rusted tractor, broken plow, old bike."

    Ahh...but I see a tractor that was once used to till these fields. I see the plow it once pulled. I see a bicycle carefully placed out of harm's way under a table."

    Josh slowly turned again, looking at the items once more.

    And i see these things and I wonder at the life of the person who carefully stored the precious tractor and plow in the barn out of the weather, and placed their bike under a homemade table."

    Why do you wonder?" Josh asked. "Why is it even important?"

    Because someone has to remember," Gilgamesh snapped, suddenly irritated. "Some one has to remember the human who rode the bike and drove the tractor, the person who tilled the fields, who was born and lived and died, who loved and laughed and cried, the person who shivered in the cold and sweated in the sun." He walked around the barn again, touching each item, until his palm were red with rust." It is only when no one remembers, that you are truely lost. That is the true death.”
    Michael Scott, The Sorceress

  • #27
    Michael  Scott
    “I spend all my time trying to keep thoughts away and ignore them....But here you are, trying to remember your own life, writing your thoughts down so that you don't forget. I suddenly realized what it would be like not to know, not to remember.”
    Michael Scott, The Sorceress

  • #28
    Bryan  Davis
    “Too much information will make your brain choke.”
    Bryan Davis, Dragons in Our Midst: The Complete Series

  • #29
    Bryan  Davis
    “How rare were the tears of a dragon. We once lived in paradise and because of the corruption of an angel disgused as a dragon, all the world was cast into darkness. Now, as humans, we shed many tears-for what was lost, for what might of been, and for the end of friendships. Goodbye my true friends.”
    Bryan Davis, Circles of Seven

  • #30
    Bryan  Davis
    “Not enough info makes for a lot of dead cats."
    "Dead cats?"
    "You know, 'Curiosity killed the cat.' And I have enough curiosity to start a feline genocide."
    "Feline genocide?"
    "Yeah. If you don't explain Apollo, the cat kingdom will crumble. Cats all over the world will suddenly plop down in unmoving masses of fur, their food will dry up in smelly chunks of fish, and when people call, 'Here, kitty kitty kitty,' no cats will come running; they'll just-" Walter suddenly stopped.
    "What's wrong?" Ashley asked.
    Walter stared straight ahead. "I just realized . . . if all those things happened, no one would notice the difference." ~Walter~”
    Bryan Davis



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