George > George's Quotes

“You should have told me my cat was a time traveler.”
― Emily St. John Mandel, Sea of Tranquility

“Goddammit Donut!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.”
― John Scalzi

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

“I was having an emotion, and I hate that.”
― Martha Wells, Exit Strategy

“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“DOGS ARE THE WORST. THEY’LL SELL YOU OUT FOR A TREAT AND A HEAD PAT.”
― John Scalzi, Starter Villain

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin