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#1

“Sometimes it's a little better to travel than to arrive”
― Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values

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#2

“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion.”
― Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values

tags: atheism, god, religion

1020 likes

#3

“The first draft of anything is shit.”
― Ernest Hemingway

tags: attributed-no-source, writing

4219 likes

#4

“Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.”
― Ernest Hemingway, Ernest Hemingway: A Literary Reference

tags: war

2240 likes

#6

“Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.”
― Ernest Hemingway

tags: death, life

1747 likes

#6

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing

32150 likes

#7

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

tags: humor, scifi

23459 likes

#8

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

tags: flight, flying, hg2g, humor

4989 likes

#9

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

tags: humor, perspective, science

5858 likes

#10

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

tags: humor, philosophy, science-fiction

4045 likes

#11

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

tags: humour

3461 likes

#12

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”
― Douglas Adams

tags: humor, science

1222 likes

#13

“I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.”
― Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing: Releasing the Creative Genius Within You

tags: humour, individuality, science-fiction

6235 likes

#14

“It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
― Woody Allen

tags: absurd

931 likes

#15

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”
― Woody Allen

tags: humour

461 likes

#16

“I can levitate birds. No one cares.”
― Woody Allen

312 likes

#17

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”
― Woody Allen

288 likes

#18

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”
― Woody Allen, Standup Comic

239 likes

#19

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
― Woody Allen

tags: life

1157 likes

#20

“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
― Woody Allen

tags: existentialism, humor, uncertainty

900 likes

#21

“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”
― Woody Allen

767 likes

#22

“The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you', but 'It's benign'.”
― Woody Allen

tags: misattributed-woody-allen

33 likes

#23

“Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.”
― Woody Allen

tags: insight, philosophy

30 likes

#24

“Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?”
― Woody Allen, The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose

28 likes

#25

“I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong.”
― Richard P. Feynman

381 likes

#26

“All of old. Nothing else ever. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”
― Samuel Beckett, Worstward Ho

tags: failure, perseverance

1887 likes

#27

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

tags: humour, telekinetics

10125 likes

#28

“And so it goes...”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

tags: classics

4737 likes

#29

“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

tags: humor, politics

2171 likes

#30

“One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

tags: activism, life, philosophical

1278 likes

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