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  • #1
    Jerry Seinfeld
    “No soup for you”
    Jerry Seinfeld

  • #2
    “All Right”
    Max

  • #3
    “Struggle is Good!”
    Jacquelyn Negus

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. ”
    Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “My brother broke into a toothy grin. "Yay! Your brain works!”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
    The horse whinnied angrily.
    "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

    "It only works on wild animals."

    "So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

    "Hey!" I protested.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
    Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi.
    Leo: Rainbows, ponies...
    Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'"
    Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
    Piper: "Is that another joke?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “They're Lares. House gods."
    "House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “Cabin Fifteen does that to everyone," Annabeth warned. "If you ask me, this place is even more dangerous than the Ares cabin. At least with Ares, you can learn where the land mines are."
    "Land mines?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?"
    Percy considered. "Okay. I guess you got a point. But the next time I say you're totally beast-"
    "Just shut up," Frank said. "Please."
    Percy cracked a smile.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
    "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.
    "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
    I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #21
    Rick Riordan
    “How did you die?"
    "We er....drowned in a bathtub."
    "All three of you?"
    "It was a big bathtub.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #22
    Rick Riordan
    “Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
    Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
    Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #23
    Rick Riordan
    “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #24
    Rick Riordan
    “We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
    "Sorry," she murrmured.
    "S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

  • #25
    Rick Riordan
    “He just summoned the dead with coke and cheeseburgers”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #26
    Rick Riordan
    “He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #27
    Rick Riordan
    “Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #28
    Rick Riordan
    “I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #29
    Rick Riordan
    “Die,human! Die, silly polluting nasty person!”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #30
    Rick Riordan
    “I need to talk to Clarisse," Annabeth said.
    I stared at her as if she'd just said "I need to eat a large, smelly boot."
    "What for?”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth



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