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    Groucho Marx
    “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: attributed-no-source
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    Groucho Marx
    “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
    tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
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    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: books, humor, reading, television
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    Groucho Marx
    “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor
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    Ernest Hemingway
    “There is no friend as loyal as a book.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway
    tags: books, friends, novelist-quotes
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  • #7
    James Dashner
    “If you ain’t scared… you ain’t human.”
    ― James Dashner, The Maze Runner
    tags: alby
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  • #8
    Stephenie Meyer
    “Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder”
    ― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight
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    Ransom Riggs
    “I used to dream about escaping my ordinary life, but my life was never ordinary. I had simply failed to notice how extraordinary it was.”
    ― Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
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    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “Only bad books have good endings.
    If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
    tags: books
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    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like
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    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
    tags: double-talk, remember, secret
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  • #13
    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor, reason
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  • #14
    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “Very little in this world makes sense.”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch, If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
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  • #15
    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “Q: Why do you like chocolate so much?

    A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch
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  • #16
    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
    tags: secrets
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    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “WARNING:
    DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS PAGE!”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch , The Name of This Book Is Secret
    tags: humor
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  • #18
    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “The name of this book is mysterious.”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch
    tags: exciting, mystery
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  • #19
    Groucho Marx
    “If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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  • #20
    Groucho Marx
    “Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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  • #21
    Groucho Marx
    “Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: truism
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  • #22
    Groucho Marx
    “She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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  • #23
    Groucho Marx
    “Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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  • #24
    Groucho Marx
    “Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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  • #26
    Groucho Marx
    “I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: absurd, gibe, insult
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  • #27
    Groucho Marx
    “While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: money
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    Patrick Henry
    “The distinctions between Virginians, Pennsylvanians, New Yorkers, and New Englanders are no more. I Am Not A Virginian, But An American!”
    ― Patrick Henry
    tags: american-revolution
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    Groucho Marx
    “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: friends, humor, jail
    10180 likes



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