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#1

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

tags: design, foolproof, ingenuity

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#2

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

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#3

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

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#4

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

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#5

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

tags: humor, novelist, science-fiction

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#6

“But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is,”
― Kathleen Brooks

tags: bluegrass-state-of-mind, karma, kathleen-brooks

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#7

“A sex lecture from two senior citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.”
― Kathleen Brooks, Bluegrass State of Mind

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#8

“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?”
― Kathleen Brooks, Secret Santa

tags: christmas

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#9

“Men are like chocolate; they’re never around when you have a craving.”
― Kathleen Brooks, Built for Power

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#10

“Why do I have to love them so much? I mean, look at them, just lying there looking so sexy and innocent. But then you put them on, and they turn into Satan’s stilettos.”
― Kathleen Brooks, Chosen for Power

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#11

“sometimes those who overvalue their strengths are the most dangerous because they simply do not understand that they cannot win, so they keep trying.”
― Kathleen Brooks, Bluegrass Undercover

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#12

“I've learned one thing about bullies: they won’t stop until someone makes them.”
― Kathleen Brooks, Built for Power

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#13

“Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.”
― Jeremy Clarkson

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#14

“How hard can it be?”
― Jeremy Clarkson

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#15

“If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).”
― Jeremy Clarkson

tags: cars, humor

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#16

“Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.”
― Jeremy Clarkson

tags: racing

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#17

“It’s just that when you go out of your way to find adventure, sometimes adventure tries to bite you on the ass. The key is figuring out how to walk away in one piece.”
― Josh Gates, Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter

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#18

“Never travel with people you aren’t willing to depend on. Remember that.”
― Josh Gates, Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter

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#19

“And so I would like to humbly offer a little basic travel etiquette (and a tip or two on how to not be an international douchebag).”
― Josh Gates, Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter

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