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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
    ...
    I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
    "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
    "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
    "He's the sun god," I said.
    "That's not what I meant.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “How did you die?"
    "We er....drowned in a bathtub."
    "All three of you?"
    "It was a big bathtub.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
    "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
    "Which one is me?" I asked.
    "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
    "Oh, shut up.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
    "It was probably important to her.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
    "I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
    "Why?"
    "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “Dreams like a podcast,
    Downloading truth in my ears.
    They tell me cool stuff."
    "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
    He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
    "A god named Fred?”
    Rick Riordan

  • #18
    Dr. Seuss
    “I love my job. I love the pay!
    ~I love it more and more each day.
    ~I love my boss, he is the best!
    ~I love his boss and all the rest.

    ~I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.
    ~I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
    ~I think my job is swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
    ~I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
    ~I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care.
    ~I love each program and every file, I'd love them more if they worked a while.

    ~I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
    ~I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
    ~I love this work. I love these chores.
    ~I love the meetings with deadly bores.
    ~I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
    ~Those friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away!!!!!”
    Dr. Suess

  • #19
    Stephenie Meyer
    “He sparked on his body that reflect like mini mirrors of diamond”
    Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

  • #20
    Bill Watterson
    “I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #21
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.”
    Bill Waterson

  • #22
    Bill Watterson
    “They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.”
    Bill Waterson

  • #23
    Bill Watterson
    “Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous.
    ---Hobbes”
    Bill Waterson

  • #24
    Bill Watterson
    “Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
    Bill Waterson

  • #25
    Bill Watterson
    “Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
    Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
    Calvin: I came from Sears?
    Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
    Bill Waterson

  • #26
    Bill Watterson
    “Scientific Progress goes boink?”
    Bill Waterson

  • #27
    Bill Watterson
    “Why can't the world ever be unfair in my favor?”
    bill waterson

  • #28
    Bill Watterson
    “Every day of my life I have to add another name to the list of people who p*ss me off

    Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes”
    bill waterson

  • #29
    Bill Watterson
    “There's never enough time to do all the nothing I want.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #30
    Jim Carrey
    “You can fail at what you don't want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.”
    Jim Carrey



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