Liz > Liz's Quotes

“Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.”
― A. Lee Martinez

“And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“She said, “Why do you, like, hate yourself?”

“If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard?”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Being a good person is more than just not being a bad person.”
― A. Lee Martinez, Monster

“The gas station had already cut so many corners on safety that it was practically a circle,”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One

“Her voice sounded like she’d halfway swallowed a kazoo before smoking ten thousand cigarettes.”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One

“ouch, an egg!”
― Franklin Pierce