Quotes - Etoile555 (None, QC, Canada) Showing 1-30 of 63

#1

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

tags: inspirational, love

#2

“SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on."

"Fuck you. This is my house. I make the rules. You take your clothes off. John, get the Twister mat.”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

tags: favorite-books, funny, vulgar

96 likes

#3

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

151410 likes

#5

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
― Lewis Carroll

tags: alice, humor, inspirational, philosophy-of-life, psychological, yesterday

17415 likes

#6

“I am out with lanterns, looking for myself.”
― Emily Dickinson

tags: identity

801 likes

#7

“THE END IS NOT NEAR

IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED

WE JUST DIDN'T CARE”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

11 likes

#8

“Everyone's interesting if you stare at them long enough.”
― Francesca Zappia, Made You Up

130 likes

#9

“He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived.”
― Franz Kafka

tags: death, dying, fear, franz, kafka, life

1260 likes

#10

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

35271 likes

#11

“Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

tags: blood, haiku, horror, humor, zombies

294 likes

#12

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

tags: humor, semantics, suspicion

4592 likes

#13

“Vous ne vous rendez pas compte, monsieur, j’ai douze ans et demi, et je n’ai rien fait.”
― Daniel Pennac, Chagrin d'école

1 likes

#14

“She understood the world and her place in it. She understood nothing. The world and her place in it were nothing and she understood that.”
― Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

237 likes

#15

“Très vite dans ma vie il a été trop tard.”
― Marguerite Duras, The Lover

57 likes

#16

“Very early in my life it was too late.”
― Marguerite Duras, The Lover

845 likes

#17

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”
― Franz Kafka

tags: death, life

2219 likes

#18

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

tags: humor

5170 likes

#19

“Il doit rester quelques rêves d’enfant cachés sous mon oreiller, je tenterais de ne pas les écraser avec ma tête lourde de soucis d’adulte.”
― Mathias Malzieu

19 likes

#20

“Stars are beautiful, but they must not take an active part in anything, they must just look on forever. It is a punishment put on them for something they did so long ago that no star now knows what it was.”
― J.M. Barrie

tags: astronomy, curses

458 likes

#21

“A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it lives a full life. Just like you.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

14 likes

#22

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

37982 likes

#23

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator

177073 likes

#24

“The sole difference between myself and a madman is the fact that I am not mad!”
― Salvador Dali

tags: insanity, sanity

326 likes

#25

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

tags: cats, humor, life

5173 likes

#26

“John jolted awake to find himself staring down a shotgun wielded by his greatest enemy: himself.”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It

2 likes

#27

“In terms of tacos, she was doing fine.”
― Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

85 likes

#28

“One person's craziness is another person's reality.”
― Tim Burton

2887 likes

#29

“She burst into snakes.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

6 likes

#30

“My name is Jimmy,
but my friends just call me
the hideous penguin boy.”
― Tim Burton, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories