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  • #1
    Terry Pratchett
    “It's amazing how good governments are, given their track records in almost every other field, at hushing up things like alien encounters. One reason may be that the aliens themselves are too embarrassed to talk about it.

    It's not known why most of the space-going races of the universe want to undertake rummaging in Earthling underwear as a prelude to formal contact. But representatives of several hundred races have taken to hanging out, unsuspected by one another, in rural corners of the planet and, as a result of this, keep on abducting other would-be abductees. Some have been in fact abducted while waiting to carry out an abduction on a couple of aliens trying to abduct the aliens who were, as a result of misunderstood instructions, trying to form cattle into circles and mutilate crops.

    The planet Earth is now banned to all alien races until they can compare notes and find out how many, if any, real humans they have actually got. It is gloomily suspected that there is only one - who is big, hairy, and has very large feet.

    The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #2
    Neil Gaiman
    “Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
    Neil Gaiman, Coraline

  • #3
    C.S. Lewis
    “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
    C.S. Lewis

  • #4
    Libba Bray
    “What did I do to make Mommy leave?”
    “You didn’t do anything. This isn’t your fault.”
    “Then why?” she’d wailed.
    “I don’t know,” her daddy had said, and he looked so sad.
    “It isn’t fair!”
    “No, it isn’t, baby. Not by a mile. The world’s only as fair as you can make it. Takes a lot of fight. A lot of fight. But if you stay in here, in your own little cave, that’s one less fighter on the side of fair.”
    Libba Bray, Beauty Queens
    tags: fair, loss

  • #5
    “Stand up for Truth even it means standing alone.”
    Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

  • #6
    “Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.

    Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.

    Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?”
    Captain Jack Sparrow

  • #7
    “No one man should be viewed as having more to offer the world than another. We are all equals and every human being has something of value in their composition which makes them unique – just as every country has their own unique resources to share with the world. Never discount somebody based on material wealth, true wealth is what cannot be seen. Never discount a country by their size or resources, while their resources may greatly benefit other lands in need.”
    Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

  • #8
    C.S. Lewis
    “When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
    C.S. Lewis



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