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  • #1
    Ilona Andrews
    “His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I'm not it."
    "A can-I girl?" Andrea frowned.

    I leaned back. "'Can I fetch your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I..."

    It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head. "He's standing behind me, isn't he?"

    Andrea nodded slowly.

    "Technically it should be 'may I'," Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. "Since you're asking for permission."

    Why me?

    "To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer maintain my personal space, but you're a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #2
    Ilona Andrews
    “The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from my desk, put them into the vamp's mouth, and pulled them up by their edges.
    "What are you doing?" Ghastek asked.
    "My hole puncher broke."
    "You have no respect for the undead.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #3
    Ilona Andrews
    “The phone rang. I picked it up.
    “Are you sitting down?” Curran's voice asked.
    “Yes.”
    “Good.”
    Click.
    I listened to the disconnect signal. If he wanted me to sit, then I'd stand. I got up. The chair got up with me and I ended up bent over my desk, with the chair stuck to my butt. I grabbed the edge of the chair and tried to pull it off.
    It remained stuck.
    I would murder him. Slowly. And I'd enjoy every second of it.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #4
    Ilona Andrews
    “She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…
    "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
    Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”
    Ilona Andrews, Curran

  • #5
    Ilona Andrews
    “How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?"
    "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #6
    Ilona Andrews
    “Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
    "Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for directions?"
    "I don't know, do you think it will answer?"
    We peered at the bamboo.
    "I think it looks suspicious," Andrea said.
    "Maybe there is a heffalump hiding in it."
    Andrea stared at me.
    "You know, heffalump? From Pooh Bear?"
    "Where do you even get this shit?”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #7
    Ilona Andrews
    “Kate makes good sausage," Jim said.

    Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed.

    "Oh yeah," Andrea snapped her fingers. "The links? The ones we had the beginning of the month? I didn't know you made those. I thought they were bought. They were so good." Her smile was positively cherubic. Of all the times not to be able to shoot laser beams out of my eyes...

    "What do you put into your sausage, Kate?" Raphael wanted to know, giving me a perfectly innocent look.

    Werejaguars with big mouths with a pinch of werehyena thrown in. "Venison and rabbit."

    "That sounds like some fine sausage," Doolittle said. "Will you share the recipe?"

    "Sure."

    "I had no idea you were a sausage expert," Curran said with a completely straight face.

    Die, die, die, die...

    Even Derek cracked a smile. Raphael put his head down on the table and jerked a little.

    "Is he choking?" Dali asked, wrinkling her forehead.

    "No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #8
    Ilona Andrews
    “What kind of a woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'?”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

  • #9
    Ilona Andrews
    “I’ve had a lot of practice. The Pack contains thirty-two species in seven tribes, each with their own hang-up. Jackals and coyotes pick fights with wolves, because they have an inferiority complex and think they’ve got something to prove.
    Wolves believe themselves to be superior, marry the wrong people, and then refuse to divorce them because they cling to their ‘mating for life’ idiocy.
    Hyenas listen to nobody, screw everything, and break out in berserk rages at some perceived slight against one of their own.
    Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
    That’s my life. I’ve been at this for fifteen years now.
    You’re easy by comparison.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #10
    Ilona Andrews
    “I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev."
    Barabas sighed dramatically. "Kate, you make me despair. Let's try that again from the top, except this time pretend you are an alpha."
    "I don't need a lecture. I just need the book."
    "Much better. Little more growl in the voice?"
    "Barabas!"
    "And we're there. Congratulations!”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #11
    Ilona Andrews
    “Secret to what?"
    "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #12
    Ilona Andrews
    “What happened to the alpha-wolf?"
    "LEGOs."
    "Legos?" It sounded Greek but I couldn't recall anything mythological with that name. Wasn't it an island?
    "He was carrying a load of laundry into the basement and tripped on the old set of LEGOs his kids left on the stairs. Broke two ribs and an ankle.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

  • #13
    Ilona Andrews
    “Say 'pop.'"
    "Pop?"
    "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #14
    Ilona Andrews
    “He grinned. "You're jealous."
    I considered it. "No. But when you stared at that woman like she was made of diamonds, it didn't feel very good."
    "I stared at her because she smelled strange."
    "Strange how?"
    "She smelled like rock dust. Very strong dry smell." Curran put his arms around me. "I love it when you get all fussy and possessive."
    "I never get fussy and possessive."
    He grinned, showing his teeth. His face was practically glowing. "So you're cool if I go over and chat her up?"
    "Sure. Are you cool if I go and chat up that sexy werewolf on the third floor?"
    He went from casual and funny to deadly serious in half a blink. "What sexy werewolf?"
    I laughed.
    Curran's eyes focused. He was concentrating on something.
    "You're taking a mental inventory of all people working on the third floor, aren't you?"
    His expression went blank. I'd hit the nail on the head.
    I slid off him and put my head on his biceps. The shaggy carpet was nice and comfortable under my back.
    "Is it Jordan?"
    "I just picked a random floor," I told him. "You're nuts, you know that?"
    He put his arm around me. "Look who is talking.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Gifts

  • #15
    Ilona Andrews
    “What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #16
    Ilona Andrews
    “Next to me, Saiman smiled.
    "We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #17
    Ilona Andrews
    “Enough," Curran said. An unmistakable command saturated his voice. Jim clicked his mouth shut. I crossed my arms. "I'm sorry, is this the part where I fall to my knees and shiver in fear, Your Furriness? Silly me, I didn't get the memo.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Gifts

  • #18
    Ilona Andrews
    “Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably something deeply twisted about that. Lucky for me, negligees were never my thing.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Gifts

  • #19
    Ilona Andrews
    “The lion has to stay outside"
    "He won't like it"
    The lion shook his mane. I looked at Curran. The lion melted. Skin stretched, bones twisted, and human Curran straightened. He was completely nude. Gloriously nude.
    "Well," Hrefna said. "I always wondered why you went all shapeshifter. Explain things.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Gifts

  • #20
    Ilona Andrews
    “Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'"
    I stared at him, shocked.
    The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after."
    Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #21
    Ilona Andrews
    “Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”
    “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”
    “Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #22
    Ilona Andrews
    “Yes, I'm too mad to punish you right now. We'll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We're going to Wal-Mart.”
    Ilona Andrews, On the Edge

  • #23
    Ilona Andrews
    “You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.”
    “It didn’t come up.”
    “How disappointing for you.”
    Ha-ha. “That’s not what I meant.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #24
    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    Albert Camus

  • #25
    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #26
    Eleanor Roosevelt
    “A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
    Eleanor Roosevelt

  • #27
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #28
    J.K. Rowling
    “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #29
    Jodi Picoult
    “You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.”
    Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

  • #30
    Herbert Bayard Swope
    “I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.”
    Herbert Bayard Swope



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