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  • #1
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #2
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    W.C. Fields

  • #3
    C.E.M. Joad
    “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
    C.E.M. Joad

  • #4
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #5
    J.K. Rowling
    “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #6
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    Paul Terry

  • #7
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #8
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #9
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #10
    Benjamin Franklin Wade
    “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
    Benjamin Franklin Wade

  • #11
    Alexander Pope
    “Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.”
    Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock

  • #12
    Robert Frost
    “We dance round in a ring and suppose,
    But the Secret sits in the middle and knows.”
    Robert Frost

  • #13
    John Steinbeck
    “It's hard to split a man down the middle and always to reach for the same half.”
    John Steinbeck, East of Eden

  • #14
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!

  • #15
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.”
    P.G. Wodehouse , Uneasy Money

  • #16
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.”
    P.G. Wodehouse , The Best of Wodehouse: An Anthology

  • #17
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Carry On, Jeeves

  • #18
    Emily Dickinson
    “I hope your rambles have been sweet, and your reveries spacious”
    Emily Dickinson

  • #19
    Emily Dickinson
    “The pedigree of honey does not concern the bee; A clover, any time, to him is aristocracy.”
    Emily Dickinson, The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson



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