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“Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Oh my glob!”
― Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal