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  • #1
    Flannery O'Connor
    “I write because I don't know what I think until I read what I say.”
    Flannery O'Connor

  • #2
    Douglas Adams
    “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #3
    Douglas Adams
    “You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
    "Why, what did she tell you?"
    "I don't know, I didn't listen.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #5
    Douglas Adams
    “But the plans were on display…”
    “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
    “That’s the display department.”
    “With a flashlight.”
    “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
    “So had the stairs.”
    “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
    “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #6
    Douglas Adams
    “Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #7
    Douglas Adams
    “Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.

    "Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #8
    Douglas Adams
    “Well, I mean, yes idealism, yes the dignity of pure research, yes the pursuit of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I'm afraid where you begin to suspect that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs. And if it comes to a choice between spending yet another ten million years finding that out, and on the other hand just taking the money and running, then I for one could do with the exercise.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #9
    Douglas Adams
    “I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #10
    Douglas Adams
    “My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #11
    Douglas Adams
    “And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #12
    Milan Kundera
    “Einmal ist keinmal, says Tomas to himself. What happens but once, says the German adage, might as well not have happened at all. If we have only one life to live, we might as well not have lived at all.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being
    tags: life

  • #13
    Milan Kundera
    “Indeed, the only truly serious questions are ones that even a child can formulate. Only the most naive of questions are truly serious. They are the questions with no answers. A question with no answer is a barrier that cannot be breached. In other words, it is questions with no answers that set the limit of human possibilities, describe the boundaries of human existence.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

  • #14
    Milan Kundera
    “Human life occurs only once, and the reason we cannot determine which of our decisions are good and which bad is that in a given situation we can make only one decision; we are not granted a second, third, or fourth life in which to compare various decisions.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being
    tags: 241

  • #15
    Milan Kundera
    “True human goodness, in all its purity and freedom, can come to the fore only when its recipient has no power. Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which is deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

  • #16
    Milan Kundera
    “The very beginning of Genesis tells us that God created man in order to give him dominion over fish and fowl and all creatures. Of course, Genesis was written by a man, not a horse. There is no certainty that God actually did grant man dominion over other creatures. What seems more likely, in fact, is that man invented God to sanctify the dominion that he had usurped for himself over the cow and the horse.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

  • #17
    Milan Kundera
    “Sometimes you make up your mind about something without knowing why, and your decision persists by the power of inertia. Every year it gets harder to change.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

  • #18
    Milan Kundera
    “To rebel against being born a woman seemed as foolish to her as to take pride in it.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

  • #19
    Milan Kundera
    “I have no mission. No one has.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

  • #20
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #21
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #22
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The things you used to own, now they own you.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #23
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #24
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #25
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #26
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #27
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Self improvement is masturbation...”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #28
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #29
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club



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