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  • #1
    Mark Twain
    “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
    Mark Twain

  • #2
    Mark Twain
    “It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.”
    Mark Twain

  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”
    Mark Twain

  • #4
    Mark Twain
    “A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.”
    Mark Twain
    tags: lies

  • #5
    Mark Twain
    “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
    Mark Twain (Author)

  • #6
    Mark Twain
    “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”
    Mark Twain

  • #7
    Mark Twain
    “Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #8
    Mark Twain
    “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
    Mark Twain

  • #9
    Mark Twain
    “The government is merely a servant―merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.”
    Mark Twain

  • #10
    Mark Twain
    “He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.”
    Mark Twain

  • #11
    Mark Twain
    “Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.”
    Mark Twain

  • #12
    Mark Twain
    “Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.”
    Mark Twain

  • #13
    Mark Twain
    “A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.”
    Mark Twain

  • #14
    Mark Twain
    “In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.”
    Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad, Or, the New Pilgrims' Progress

  • #15
    Mark Twain
    “It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”
    Mark Twain

  • #16
    Mark Twain
    “The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven.”
    Mark Twain

  • #17
    Mark Twain
    “There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.”
    Mark Twain

  • #18
    Mark Twain
    “They did not know it was impossible so they did it”
    Mark Twain

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    Mark Twain
    “I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.”
    Mark Twain

  • #21
    Mark Twain
    “Humor is tragedy plus time.”
    Mark Twain

  • #22
    Mark Twain
    “Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.”
    Mark Twain

  • #23
    Nikola Tesla
    “The day science begins to study non-physical phenomena, it will make more progress in one decade than in all the previous centuries of its existence.”
    Nikola Tesla



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