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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

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“The covers of this book are too far apart.”
― Ambrose Bierce

tags: attributed-no-source, books, criticism, humor, wit

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“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.”
― Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

tags: comeback, funny-and-random, humor, humorous, satire, wit, witty-quotes

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#4

“Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.”
― Arthur Wellesley Wellington

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#5

“She had a whim of iron - A Little Scandal.”
― Billy Helston

tags: bitchy, funny, irony, superficial

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