Jonathan Chabot > Jonathan's Quotes

“SHUT UP!...PADDLE!”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
― Groucho Marx

“This is the team. We're trying to go to the moon. If you can't put someone up, please don't put them down.”
― NASA

“NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil.”
― Will Chabot