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    Oscar Wilde
    “Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything
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    Ernest Hemingway
    “I drink to make other people more interesting.”
    ― Hemingway, Ernest
    tags: drinking
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    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    ― Bernard M. Baruch
    tags: ataraxy, be-yourself, confidence, fitting-in, individuality, misattributed-dr-seuss, those-who-matter
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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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    Jon Stewart
    “Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.”
    ― Jon Stewart
    tags: hate, joh-stewart, politics, rumsfield
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    Jon Stewart
    “Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.”
    ― Jon Stewart, Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race
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    Jon Stewart
    “Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”
    ― Jon Stewart
    tags: humor, religion
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    Jon Stewart
    “Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”
    ― Jon Stewart
    tags: absurd, organized-religion, paradox, religion
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    Jon Stewart
    “I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
    ― Jon Stewart
    tags: absurd, humor, thanksgiving
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    Bill Maher
    “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: men, relationships, women
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    Bill Maher
    “Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: suicide
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    Bill Maher
    “The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them."

    (The Decider, July 21, 2007)”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: dunning-kruger-effect
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    Bill Maher
    “I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: bible, bill-of-rights, christianity, constitution, politics, religion
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    Bill Maher
    “I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.”
    ― Bill Maher
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    Bill Maher
    “NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: politicians
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    Bill Maher
    “Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: ex, exes, facebook, funny, humor, internet
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    Bill Maher
    “New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: beauty-contest, evolution, humor, miss-usa, new-rule, political-humor, politics, real-time, unqualified
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    Bill Maher
    “I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt? -timecode 1:11:10”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: vegan, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarianism
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    “I don't think anyone can give you advice when you've got a broken heart.”
    ― Britney Spears
    tags: advice, heartbreak
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    “I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.”
    ― Britney Spears
    tags: canada, geography
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    “Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking about things that I stress about.”
    ― Britney Spears
    tags: books
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    “I had some tough times...i did some bad shit...but i'm still the same girl i used to be”
    ― Britney Spears
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    “I'm gonna start off somewhere small like London or England.”
    ― Britney Spears
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    “It was no small thing that Palin was chosen exclusively by men, in an effort to win women, her strategy devised by men who had never run a woman for a high-level office before.”
    ― Anne Kornblut, Notes from the Cracked Ceiling: Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, and What It Will Take for a Woman to Win
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    Socrates
    “I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them think”
    ― Socrates
    tags: knowledge, philosophy
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    Socrates
    “Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.”
    ― Socrates
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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
    tags: love
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    Thomas L. Friedman
    “Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion, or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you better start running.”
    ― Thomas Friedman
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    André Gide
    “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
    ― Andre Gide, Autumn Leaves
    tags: life, love
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    Mother Teresa
    “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
    ― Mother Teresa
    tags: attributed-no-source
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