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“In Ireland, you go to someone's house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you're really just fine. She asks if you're sure. You say of course you're sure, really, you don't need a thing. Except they pronounce it ting. You don't need a ting. Well, she says then, I was going to get myself some anyway, so it would be no trouble. Ah, you say, well, if you were going to get yourself some, I wouldn't mind a spot of tea, at that, so long as it's no trouble and I can give you a hand in the kitchen. Then you go through the whole thing all over again until you both end up in the kitchen drinking tea and chatting.

In America, someone asks you if you want a cup of tea, you say no, and then you don't get any damned tea.

I liked the Irish way better.”
― C.E. Murphy, Urban Shaman

“That's what fiction is for. It's for getting at the truth when the truth isn't sufficient for the truth.”
― Tim O'Brien

“I have never known any distress that an hour’s reading did not relieve.”
― Montesquieu

“Haters are your most dedicated fans: ordinary fans can be disappointed in you or can get tired of you etc. but haters never.”
― Bryanna Reid

“— Why did blondes vote for Clinton?
— They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!”
― Bryanna Reid

“I'm not a racist, it's my principle: despite the fact that I'm on a diet and I should eat only white meat I eat also red and dark (I hope this is not a racist words?) with great relish, enjoying every bite.”
― Bryanna Reid

“It's ok to understand other people. But it's not enough. Advertence is necessary too. Because it's easy to understand abstract person if you're not a victim but outside observer. Imagine you say to friend who needs your help: "I understand the man who stole from you because he was starved". Or that: "I understand that scumbag who raped you because his wife ran out on him and he wanted to blow off steam". Only most hard-hearted person can say that.”
― Bryanna Reid

“Draw me October on the window with rain.”
― Bryanna Reid, #Thegreatsmag

“- If a woman wears short skirt in the company of man it means "I want to fuck", if she talks with a man when she wears short skirt it means "I want to fuck just you".
- And if I have no clothes now?
- It means that I'm gonna fuck you right now!”
― Bryanna Reid, Ветви Дуба

“- Maybe you're a succubus who hunts for my flesh? Or Mephistopheles, who hunts for my soul?
- Oh, no! I am much worse: succubus wants body, Mephistopheles wants soul, but I want you all, with your flesh and soul!”
― Bryanna Reid, Ветви Дуба

“Lady Godiva costume is the most suitable clothes for young red ladies.”
― Bryanna Reid

“Sometimes I ask myself how autumn smells? My answer: it's the smell of the autumn leaves firework and red wine.”
― Bryanna Reid

“Be cool and positive son of a bitch or you'll be finished!”
― Bryanna Reid, One and one make three

“I hate to tell things in which I don't belive to impress people who are not on my mind so that they see my false image.”
― Bryanna Reid, Tight embrace of the Oak tree: Full version

“If you fear the man who takes care of you, no one has ever loved you truly.”
― Bryanna Reid, Tight embrace of the Oak tree: Full version

“Youth is a disease but it's curable and passes quickly.”
― Nick Mad

“Молодость — это болезнь, которая быстро излечивается.”
― Nick Mad

“Знаете, за что я не люблю так называемых ценителей искусства? За лицемерие. Приведу пример: если фильм будет цветным и о том, как два друга сидят в бассейне, пердят в воду, вылезают из бассейна и пердят друг другу в лицо — это трэш, бескультурье и третьесортная комедия. А если фильм будет черно-белым и о том, как два друга идут по пустыне, ссут друг на друга, гадят на песок, а потом съедают дерьмо друг друга, после чего имеют друг друга в зад — это будет гениальный артхаус.”
― Ilze Falb, Размышильзизмы

“Самое плохое, что родитель может сделать для ребенка — сразу после издевательств и халатного отношения к безопасности — это сначала запрещать, а потом разрешать одну и ту же вещь. Потому что из ребенка вырастет гребаный менеджер по продажам: он поймет, что если брать людей измором, то для тебя сделают все, лишь бы ты отстал. И да, может это и принесет ему богатство, но дорогого ли это стоит, когда у тебя, такого богатого и успешного, нет друзей? А друзей нет, потому что от тебя все шарахаются в страхе, что ты начнешь предлагать щетку и вибратор в одном флаконе или средство для потенции на основе отстриженной в полночь шерсти с яичек быка-производителя.”
― Ilze Falb, Mythistoria epistularum 2.0

“Писа́ть - все равно что пи́сать: рад бы перестать, да само получается.”
― Ilze Falb, Размышильзизмы

“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.”
― Sholem Aleichem

“You see how it is, my dear friends. There's no pleasing everyone. It's hopeless to even try, and the more you play the peacemaker, the less peaceful things become.”
― Sholem Aleichem, Tevye the Dairyman and the Railroad Stories

“No matter how bad things get, you've got to go on living, even if it kills you.”
― Sholem Aleichem

“Sex, dr... inking and rock'n'roll.”
― Bryanna Reid