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  • #1
    Patricia Briggs
    “MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #2
    Patricia Briggs
    “Love thy enemies, it says in the scriptures. My foster mother always added, "At the very least, you will be polite to them.”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #3
    Patricia Briggs
    “Bran was the only person I knew who could use words like "blackguard" and make them sound like swear words-but then he could have said "bunny rabbit" in that tone of voice and weaken my spine with the same shiver of fear.”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #4
    Patricia Briggs
    “A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd been kidnapped by an evil witch and a drug lord.”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #5
    Patricia Briggs
    “Mercy," he mumbled. "What the hell did you do to my French Roast?”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #6
    Patricia Briggs
    “One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs. ”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #7
    Patricia Briggs
    “Drink it,” I told her. “It’s good for what ails you. Caffeine and sugar. I don’t drink it, so I ran over to your house and stole the expensive stuff in your freezer. It shouldn’t be that bad. Samuel told me to make it strong and pour sugar into it. It should taste sort of like bitter syrup.”

    She gave me a smile smile, then a bigger one, and plugged her nose before she drank it down in one gulp. “Next time," she said in a hoarse voice, “I make the coffee.”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #8
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Yes, you are nosy. You're a dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean old woman. Control yourself. You're victimizing us all.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #9
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.
    "I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #10
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."
    "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #11
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle
    tags: howl

  • #12
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I've got a hangover."
    "No, you hit your head on the floor."
    "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #13
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I make that four horses and ten men just to get rid of one old woman. What did you do to the King?”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #14
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #15
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #16
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “He picked up the skull and knocked an onion ring out of its eye socket.
    "I see Sophie has been busy again. Couldn't you have restrained her, my friend?" The skull yattered its teeth at him. Howl put it down rather hastily.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #17
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I'm delirious. Spots are crawling before my eyes."
    "Those are spiders.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #18
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #19
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Sophie did not care to think how Howl might react if Fanny woke him by stabbing him with her parasol.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #20
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Meanwhile a certain amount of moaning and groaning was coming from upstairs. Sophie kept muttering to the dog and ignored it. A loud, hollow coughing followed, dying away into more moaning. Crashing sneezes followed the coughing, each one rattling the window and all the doors. Sophie found those harder to ignore, but she managed. Poot-pooooot! went a blown nose, like a bassoon in a tunnel. The coughing started again, mingled with moans. Sneezes mixed with the moans and the coughs, and the sounds rose to a crescendo in which Howl seemed to be managing to cough, groan, blow his nose, sneeze, and wail gently all at the same time. The doors rattled, the beams in the ceiling shook, and one of Calcifer’s logs rolled off onto the hearth.
    “All right, all right, I get the message!” Sophie said, dumping the log back into the grate. “It’ll be green slime next”.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #21
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #22
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “You are a terror, aren't you? Leave this yard alone. I know just where everything is in it, and I won't be able to find the things I need for my transport spells if you tidy them up.'
    So there was probably a bundle of souls or a box of chewed hearts somewhere out here, Sophie thought. She felt really thwarted. ‘Tidying up is what I’m here for!’ she shouted at Howl.
    ‘Then you must think of a new meaning for your life,’ Howl said.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #23
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “It's amazing the way one can take a step ten and a half miles long and still always land in a cowpat.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #24
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #25
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #26
    Jodi Meadows
    “Ana is convinced she can bake anything."
    "I can. I'm going to make tarts and you're going to like them."
    Stef grinned. "If you need help putting out fires, I'm next door.”
    Jodi Meadows, Incarnate

  • #27
    Rachel Hawkins
    “I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, 'BAD DOG!'

    Then, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a flash of blue light on my left. Suddenly, the werewolf seemed to smack into an invisible wall just inches in front of me....

    "You know," someone said off to my left, "I usually find a blocking spell to be a lot more effective than yelling 'Bad dog,' but maybe that's just me.”
    Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall

  • #28
    Laini Taylor
    “Once upon a time, an angel and a devil fell in love.

    It did not end well.”
    Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke & Bone

  • #29
    Laini Taylor
    “Hope can be a powerful force. Maybe there's no actual magic in it, but when you know what you hope for most and hold it like a light within you, you can make things happen, almost like magic.”
    Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke & Bone

  • #30
    Laini Taylor
    “I don't know many rules to live by,' he'd said. 'But here's one. It's simple. Don't put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals, no fumes or smoke or alcohol, no sharp objects, no inessential needles--drug or tattoo--and...no inessential penises either.'

    'Inessential penises?' Karou had repeated, delighted with the phrase in spite of her grief. 'Is there any such thing as an essential one?'

    'When an essential one comes along, you'll know,' he'd replied.”
    Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke & Bone



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