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  • #1
    “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.”
    Chauncey Mitchell Depew

  • #2
    Woody Allen
    “Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
    woody allen

  • #3
    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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    Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

  • #4
    Ricky Maye
    “In all of your living, don't forget to live.”
    Ricky Maye

  • #5
    Alessandra Torre
    “A gentleman holds my hand.
    A man pulls my hair.
    A soulmate will do both.”
    Alessandra Torre

  • #6
    Charles Bukowski
    “What is your advice to young writers?”
    “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”
    Charles Bukowski, Hot Water Music

  • #7
    Suze Orman
    “Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
    Suze Orman

  • #8
  • #9
    “Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”
    Carroll Bryant

  • #10
    Jarod Kintz
    “I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.”
    Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

  • #11
    Gena Showalter
    “Princess, your temper tantrums make you as defective as an open-ended condom.”
    Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch
    tags: humor

  • #12
    Joshua Wisenbaker
    “Lust is Only skin deep.”
    Joshua Wisenbaker, 2 Days 12 Condoms
    tags: lust



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