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    “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.”
    ― Chauncey Mitchell Depew
    tags: definition, humor, naughty
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  • #2
    Woody Allen
    “Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
    ― woody allen
    tags: naughty, sex
    41 likes

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  • #3
    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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    ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
    tags: banana, condom, food, fruit, funny, humor, love, naughty, peel, sex
    8 likes

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  • #4
    Ricky Maye
    “In all of your living, don't forget to live.”
    ― Ricky Maye
    tags: addiction, adult, boss, child, dad, daddy, daily, day, depression, everyday-faith, family, father, life, living, mom, mommy, mother, purpose, self-harm, self-help, to-write-love-on-her-arms, twloha
    35 likes

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  • #5
    Alessandra Torre
    “A gentleman holds my hand.
    A man pulls my hair.
    A soulmate will do both.”
    ― Alessandra Torre
    tags: dominance, gentleman, love, man, manners, match, romance, sex, soulmate, true-love
    380 likes

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  • #6
    Charles Bukowski
    “What is your advice to young writers?”
    “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”
    ― Charles Bukowski, Hot Water Music
    tags: advice, alcohol, authors, bukowski, cigarettes, drink, funny, humor, ironic, irony, sarcasm, sex, smoke, writers, writing, writing-process
    323 likes

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  • #7
    Suze Orman
    “Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
    ― Suze Orman
    271 likes

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  • #8
    Amy Leigh Mercree
    “Share, care, hug like a bear.”
    ― Amy Leigh Mercree
    tags: amy-leigh-mercree, amy-leigh-mercree-quotes, caring, hug-like-a-bear, inspirational-quotes, quote-about-life, quote-of-the-day, quote-of-the-week, quotes-de-la-vida, quotes-for-instagram, quotes-to-start-the-day, quotes-tumblr, quotes-twitter, sharing
    29 likes

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  • #9
    “Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”
    ― Carroll Bryant
    110 likes

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  • #10
    Jarod Kintz
    “I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
    18 likes

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  • #11
    Gena Showalter
    “Princess, your temper tantrums make you as defective as an open-ended condom.”
    ― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch
    tags: humor
    18 likes

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  • #12
    Joshua Wisenbaker
    “Lust is Only skin deep.”
    ― Joshua Wisenbaker, 2 Days 12 Condoms
    tags: lust
    5 likes



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