Quotes - Timothy (jeditimothy) (Mckinney, TX) Showing 1-30 of 128

#1

“I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.”
― Karen Chance, Embrace the Night

tags: sarcasm

152 likes

#2

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”
― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

tags: friendship, humor, romance

5021 likes

#3

“Lady, I was gonna cut you some slack, 'cause you're a major mythological figure...but now you've just gone nuts!”
― Mike Mignola, Hellboy, Vol. 2: Wake the Devil

tags: humor, mythology

63 likes

#4

“But fate, as Merlin always taught us, is inexorable. Life is a jest of the Gods, Merlin liked to claim, and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh, he once told me, or else you'll just weep yourself to death.”
― Bernard Cornwell, The Winter King

tags: laugh, life, religion, weep

265 likes

#5

“Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Blue Moon

tags: love

1360 likes

#6

“The time has arrived when patience becomes a crime and mayhem appears garbed in a manner of virtue”
― Edgar Rice Burroughs, Tarzan of the Apes

48 likes

#7

“And the first king was a lucky soldier.”
― S.M. Stirling, Dies the Fire

25 likes

#8

“... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

tags: books, mind

16640 likes

#9

“Even when we're apart, we'll be looking at the same sky!”
― L.J. Smith, Daughters of Darkness

897 likes

#10

“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

5395 likes

#11

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

tags: nico

13377 likes

#12

“The first step in innovation is to know that a thing can be created. After that, the rest is a matter of detail.”
― Brian Herbert, House Corrino

26 likes

#13

“Some say it is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven. That is a defeatist attitude. I intend to rule everywhere, not just in Hell."
- General Agamemnon
New Memoirs”
― Brian Herbert, The Battle of Corrin

15 likes

#14

“Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely, absolute power attracts the corruptible.”
― Frank Herbert

tags: politics

918 likes

#15

“There is no real ending. It’s just the place where you stop the story.”
― Frank Herbert

tags: endings, happy-endings, writing

4800 likes

#16

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown”
― H.P. Lovecraft, Supernatural Horror in Literature

tags: fear-of-unknown

2427 likes

#17

“There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire, which is just like it has always been; and then there's the super vampires, which are a new breed we've created.”
― Guillermo Del Toro

tags: guillermo-del-toro, super-vampire, vampire

22 likes

#18

“If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that.”
― Stephen King

tags: reading, writing

13095 likes

#19

“He was much older and had the physique of someone who spent all his time behind a computer. The only way he'd have a six-pack was if he'd added it on Photoshop.”
― Laurie London, A Vampire for Christmas

3 likes

#20

“Because of the power shortage and lack of replacement parts there was only one elevator running in the Empire State Building, and this one went only as high as the twenty-fifth floor. After that you walked.”
― Harry Harrison, Make Room! Make Room!

4 likes

#21

“That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people.”
― Kim Harrison, For a Few Demons More

tags: rachel, the-hollows, trent

677 likes

#22

“Red tape has killed more people than bullets...”
― Ben Bova, Millennium

29 likes

#23

“Oh, bother!,” said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.”
― David Weber

49 likes

#24

“The use of force is always an answer to problems...[It] isn't an attractive answer, though.”
― David Drake, The Voyage

tags: war

30 likes

#25

“God, you don't just barge in on my father, and definitely not my mother."
No way. You check with their personal secretaries first. Check out their moods. Then you make an appointment to slip in. There are basic things you learn when your parents run a planet.”
― Mike Shepherd, Mutineer

tags: children-of-politicians, politicians

12 likes

#26

“Isn't that just like a man. 450-fucking-years-old and he's still thinking with his balls!”
― Tanya Huff, Blood Trail

tags: humor

34 likes

#27

“There was something so primal and hungry about the way he stared down at her..the way their bodies unconsciously strained toward one another as if nothing - not even time, not distance, not even death- could ever keep them apart.”
― Amanda Stevens, The Restorer

25 likes

#28

“Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

tags: humor, impudence, sarcasm, smartass

2108 likes

#29

“Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?"
Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.”
― Darren Shan, Hunters of the Dusk

tags: vampires

290 likes

#30

“You can’t win unless you try to win, but you can lose by trying not to lose.”
― Jack Campbell, Relentless

tags: caution, courage, victory, win

77 likes

Timothy > Timothy's Quotes

Tags From Timothy’s Quotes