Craig Maloney > Craig's Quotes

“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“When we’re lost in thought, when we’re dreaming, what have we lost? We’ve lost reality. Our life has escaped us.”
― Charlotte Joko Beck, Everyday Zen

“JavaScript is as related to Java as Carnival is to Car.”
― Kyle Simpson

“Art is progressive; the more you do it, the better you get. I defy anyone to write fifteen short stories and not have story #15 be at least marginally better than story #1. It’s simply not possible. Setting a date-certain for surrender often results in giving up just as you’re starting to get good at your craft.”
― J. Michael Straczynski, Becoming Superman: My Journey from Poverty to Hollywood

“I desire to give away the best parts of myself, so at the end of my life, the stuff buried is of no consequence. And my best bits will be immortal.”
― Shawn Powers