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    Terry Pratchett
    “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
    tags: humor, metaphysics, physics, science
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    Terry Pratchett
    “It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Mort
    tags: discworld, humor, humour, teaching
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Eric
    tags: erotic, kinky, suggestive
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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    Terry Pratchett
    “This book was written using 100% recycled words.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
    tags: conservation, environmentalism, humor
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    Terry Pratchett
    “This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”
    ― Terry Pratchett
    tags: humor, life
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    Terry Pratchett
    “The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
    tags: humor
    698 likes

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    Terry Pratchett
    “Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times: The Play
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
    tags: humor
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    Terry Pratchett
    “When in doubt, choose to live.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
    tags: wisdom
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Progress just means bad things happen faster.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
    tags: education, humor, life, philosphy, truth
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
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    Terry Pratchett
    “The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
    tags: humor
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metaphysics
physics
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environmentalism
life
wisdom
education
philosphy
truth