Michael Schluter > Michael's Quotes

“If we must have an enemy at the head of government, let it be one whom we can oppose, and for whom we are not responsible.”
― Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton

“If men were angels, no government would be necessary.”
― Alexander Hamilton, The Federalist Papers

“Best of wives and best of women.”
― Alexander Hamilton

“The masses are asses.”
― Alexander Hamilton

“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair." (Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson)”
― Alexander Hamilton

“A dangerous ambition more often lurks behind the specious mask of zeal for the rights of the people.”
― Alexander Hamilton

“If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself.”
― Alexander Hamilton, The Federalist Papers

“It is too early for politicians to presume on our forgetting that the public good, the real welfare of the great body of the people, is the supreme object to be pursued;”
― Alexander Hamilton, The Federalist Papers

“Goddammit Donut!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Did... did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“The last time the walls shook like this was when your mom came over for a visit.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Nor am I wearing a cloak that makes me look like I won a participation trophy at the special needs comic con, Carl. I’m a cat. Cats don’t wear pants.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“The corpse had looked like a party sized sausage and green pepper pizza that had been run over a few times”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“You attacked and caused damage to a mob that is more than 75 levels above your own. The fact that you’re reading this suggests you’re the luckiest fucker in the dungeon. Just remember, luck goes both ways, like your mom. Reward: You’ve received a Platinum Lucky Bastard Box!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Standard healing potion increases your health by at least 50% doesn't cure poison or other health seeping conditions such as secubus inflected gonorrhea”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Your creature crapped in my mother’s ashes,” Mordecai said, shaking his head. “This is so not worth it. Not worth it at all.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Bad Llama. Level 3. It’s a llama, but it’s bad. If he were human, he’d be covered in prison tattoos and would be hanging out in front of the Circle K hitting on 14-year-old girls. They might be willing to sell you something if you have good stuff to trade. You won’t want to get hit by their spit.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Skill Potion. Drinking this adds a single level to the Determine Value skill. Hopefully now you’ll realize all those Magic: The Gathering cards are nothing more than just meaningless pieces of paper, and you should have spent your money on something with actual value, like a treadmill. Or shampoo.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl